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Thread ID: 94422 2008-10-28 21:42:00 Something to be worried about or am I over reacting? never-u-mind (6500) PC World Chat
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715567 2008-10-28 22:37:00 Bollocks ubergeek85 (131)
715568 2008-10-28 23:07:00 One too many slashes there. www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/1017/cig.jpg works.

Guilty. I'd corrected it once so FF shows the faulty link in the corrected form for me :o
PaulD (232)
715569 2008-10-28 23:10:00 Pee into a milk bottle, add dry milk powder with more water.

Mix well and take it outside. Try to make it look like the milkman was there.

If it goes in the morning. Celebrate.

Replace pee with round-up if desired.

had a simaler issue in town once - was at a mates house and we found a 2L bottle of choc milk that was 2+ months past the expiry date - rank stuff - so we left it on my car roof on the road and forgot about it - 2 hours later we come back out and some poor sod had pinched it!

this was at midnighton a friday night so the theif would have been sh*tfaced and it probably looked very tasty to them :eek:

was a good laugh thinking some poor sod having a swig and then wishing he hadnt :o
MAC_H8ER (5897)
715570 2008-10-28 23:38:00 A bit of fingernail clipping in each cigarette butt may have a powerful effect. Hair is not quite as effective, but still interesting to watch in action. Given the time of year, a small firecracker sneaked into a longish butt may provoke a change in habits. R2x1 (4628)
715571 2008-10-28 23:47:00 Oh come on. Napalm's the only obvious answer here. That or fill the can with petrol. And syringes. ubergeek85 (131)
715572 2008-10-29 00:13:00 Ring the police and get them around for a chat. No one has any business doing that sort of thing and you never know, it may escalate into something far more sinister.

Get the cops to deal with it, at the very least so that they have something in their records.

Dont hold your breath. My brother had a similar sort of incident happen a few times and he rang the police twice to report it. Never heard from the cops again. He had to sort it himself but ran a big risk of being charged by the cops if he had not done things the right way. He has had no trouble since.
royaloaks (8205)
715573 2008-10-29 00:33:00 Empty ashtray into a tin. Leave tin out the front gate. pctek (84)
715574 2008-10-29 00:38:00 Pour water into your ash-tray so all your leftovers are soggy. He won't be THAT desperate!

Alternatively, sit the ash-tray in a cocked gin-trap. That should be enough to discourage - and you'll hear him when he visits (for the last time) too!
johcar (6283)
715575 2008-10-29 01:04:00 I'm a fan for Bob's deterrent.

One question, though, Bob: You have a milkman in your neighbourhood? (he asked incredulously.) I thought they became extinct at about the same time as steam radio.
Roscoe (6288)
715576 2008-10-29 01:16:00 I'm a fan for Bob's deterrent.

One question, though, Bob: You have a milkman in your neighbourhood? (he asked incredulously.) I thought they became extinct at about the same time as steam radio.

No we don't. But Foodtown does do deliveries. Find one of their boxes and ho hum...
bob_doe_nz (92)
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