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Thread ID: 94392	2008-10-27 19:59:00	Monday Laughs: ....Sex, Sharemarket, Blondes, Cannibals, just a typical Monday	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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715181	2008-11-01 04:38:00	A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment . Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight . Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it . The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight . Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed . The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up . ' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests . WIFE VS . HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word . An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position . As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws'' WOMEN'S REVENGE . . 'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase . As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse . 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked . 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally . ' W O R D S . . A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day . . . 30,000 to a man's 15,000 . The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men . . . The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' CREATION . . A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time . ' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me . God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!!!	Cicero (40)
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