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| Thread ID: 94513 | 2008-11-02 03:04:00 | A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Talking Duck....... | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 716570 | 2008-11-02 03:04:00 | OK . . forget that opening line . . . . . just wanted to get youse guys attention . A California Highway Patrol cop on his new Harley is cruising the Brentwood area in the upper-crust area of LA on a bright, clear Spring day when a guy passes him in a Spandex track suit and running shoes and crossing the road, he nearly gets hit by the bike cop . The cop can't believe what he sees, but dutifully turns on his red lights and siren and tries to get the guy's attention . Nope . . . . no good . . . . they guy keeps on jogging . . perhaps even speeding up a little now . The cop speeds up some more and the guy just pours the speed on and pulls away from the cop . . . this time going over 30 MPH . With that, the cop radios in for assistance in grabbing this guy . The guy now speeds up to 50 MPH and the cop twists on some more throttle all the time watching for obstacles and pedestrians and other speeding-by vehicles . Just as the cop figures he's got the guy, the guy pours on a sudden burst of speed, and the cop disappears from view . Now the jogger isn't really a bad guy, so he goes back to see what happened to the cop, finding him in a ditch with his brand new Harley-hog all twisted and bent . The cop is kinda dazed, but conscious . The jogger, seriously out of breath . . . asks the cop what happened . The cop whispers as the jogger listens intently to every slurred word: "Well, the first time I knew I was going to have to give you a ticket for crossing the street against traffic, but when you sped up like you did at first, I re-examined the situation and I got the impression that you weren't going to stop for me and I turned on the lights and siren . " "I tried to apprehend you and then you added some more speed and really took off and that's where I radioed in and asked for some assistance to catch a jogger-speeder . All I got was laughter from the dispatcher and I figured I as on my own . . . . . " " . . . but that last time when you REALLY poured on the speed, I thought something happened to my motor's engine and I guess I got off to take a look' . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 716571 | 2008-11-02 05:20:00 | Very profound signature you've got there. Do you use tweezers? Or an electronic gizmo? |
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| 716572 | 2008-11-02 05:25:00 | A Hellenic chick's foot. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 716573 | 2008-11-02 05:30:00 | Very profound signature you've got there. Do you use tweezers? Or an electronic gizmo? Good on ya...I wrote that meeself |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 716574 | 2008-11-02 19:52:00 | A guy walks into a bar and knocks himself out. | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
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