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| Thread ID: 94512 | 2008-11-02 01:59:00 | In The Meantime....... | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 716575 | 2008-11-02 01:59:00 | ...and until youse guys go see the neat webcam stuff I researched with my own little fingers, surfing whilst youse slept all warm and snuggly in youse own little beds last night...I gots this f'r yez: A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me I'm happy when I'm not. The purple pill goes to my brain And tells me that I have no pain. The capsules tell me not to wheeze Or cough or choke or even sneeze. The red ones, smallest of them all Go to my blood so I won't fall. The orange ones, very big and bright Prevent my leg cramps in the night. Such an array of brilliant pills Helping to cure all kinds of ills. But what I'd really like to know........... Is what tells each one where to go! |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 716576 | 2008-11-02 02:13:00 | Thanks Joe - really hit the target. I have 8 with breakfast, 2 with lunch, three with dinner and 3 before bed. I hate the things. The breakfast ones get to me. I try to vary the approach in swallowing them.... smallest to largest, largest to smallest, by shapes, by colour, by taste....... still hate them. :( | Scouse (83) | ||
| 716577 | 2008-11-02 02:20:00 | Ever try floating them in a good single-malt? | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 716578 | 2008-11-02 06:19:00 | Well, letting them land in a body temperature pool of any single malt is bound to be a help. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 716579 | 2008-11-02 06:21:00 | Saki is also body temperature too..about 100ºF....it goes for the eyes. | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 716580 | 2008-11-02 06:27:00 | Strong drinks of whatever origin only work when they reach body temperature inside a suitably receptive body. Any other temperature is only useful for storage or transport to the said body. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 716581 | 2008-11-02 06:41:00 | Answer: They go everywhere in your body. :D | Renmoo (66) | ||
| 716582 | 2008-11-02 06:57:00 | EVERYwhere? That's a bit personal and presumptious of 'em. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 716583 | 2008-11-02 07:37:00 | Answer: They go everywhere in your body. :D Jamuz...I KNOW your gonna love this one: Where do they NOT go? Not getting personal here..but do you know any areas that have no circulation at all? Cicero should NOT answer. No...make that: Cicero MAY NOT answer. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 716584 | 2008-11-02 07:38:00 | The eyes, for instance? Sympathetic Ophthalmia is what I am thinking of... Cheers :) |
Renmoo (66) | ||
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