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Thread ID: 94556	2008-11-03 23:15:00	Living with women	Greg (193)	PC World Chat

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717127	2008-11-04 03:22:00	I know for a fact that I would be horrible to live with.......... I like my things to be very exact. Where they are is where they stay and I spend a lot of time cleaning and vacuum a few times a day. I don’t have lots of clothes and shoes as I hate shopping, I do have a power tool and use it often but happily get my son to do it when he’s available to save me from breaking my nails lol. I hate cooking though. Oh and I don't iron!!! No wonder I am single lmao! :thumbs:	never-u-mind (6500)
717128	2008-11-04 03:29:00	Hey Joe, how does the drunk woman with a power tool go mate.....are you talking egg beaters or chainsaws...LOL..Actually, whats good about a drunk woman with a chainsaw? Gonna go out on a limb here and ask: "Who got her drunk in the first place and what size is the chainsaw?" If she is self-inebriated and sitting, waiting for you with a big chainsaw and actually knows how to get it running, it could be messy for the coroner's office or the local police.	SurferJoe46 (51)
717129	2008-11-04 03:34:00	Gonna go out on a limb here and ask: "Who got her drunk in the first place and what size is the chainsaw?" If she is self-inebriated and sitting, waiting for you with a big chainsaw and actually knows how to get it running, it could be messy for the coroner's office or the local police. LOL, I thought that said self-lubricating there for a minute....	SolMiester (139)
717130	2008-11-04 03:46:00	7You could raise many families of wallabies in the space and donate them to the National Trust. (I heard that on a Beatles song — but I don't know what it means). It does seem relevant to this thread though. "a soap impression of his wife, which he ate and donated to the national trust". A way of penance for telling her to get in the kitchen and make him some pies? I love that song. The White Album is awesome.	Thebananamonkey (7741)
717131	2008-11-04 04:50:00	... I spend a lot of time cleaning and vacuum a few times a day.:eek: My carpets would be lucky to get vacuumed a few times a month. :lol:	Jen (38)
717132	2008-11-04 04:52:00	You could raise many families of wallabies in the space and donate them to the National Trust . (I heard that on a Beatles song — but I don't know what it means) . The National Trust is a "not-for-profit" UK orginisation that looks after the historic places in England, Northern Ireland and Wales . The line is from the Lennon/McCartney song, "Happiness is a Warm Gun," which was on the "The Beatles" album, the album commonly known as "The White Album . " (Singing) " . . . A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust . . . " - one of the many Beatle songs with nonsense lyrics, so I don't really think that it means anything really .	Roscoe (6288)
717133	2008-11-04 05:05:00	Living alone (as I do) has advantages I think. At least *I* get to decide when to do the housework or not as the case may be. :-)	Sweep (90)
717134	2008-11-04 05:07:00	Love it . . . kinda like Lot's wife but this time in Castile . Hey . . My wife just returned from the food store with a NZ product: Anchor Brand, Pure New Zealand Butter . Fonterra is the producer's name . Know of it?	SurferJoe46 (51)
717135	2008-11-04 05:17:00	There's nothing worse than a woman with a power tool, unless it's a drunk woman with a power tool . Honestly, when I saw the title of this post, I thought that Greg was starting a harem . "Living with women" is plural, and evokes all sorts of sordid mental pictures . The guy would have too much to handle, I'm afraid — (I know I just said that, and I also know it goes against my youthful thoughts and my teenage desires, but I am older and wiser now (63)) — anyway, to go on: that all the women would at last have several other women to talk to when they weren't "busy" with the harem-master . I can see a certain amount of bliss to that arraignment — but it ain't gonna work out anyway — I can see problems here . 1 . There's the problem of the closet for shoes . My wife needs several closets for just her shoes; can you imagine the closet space for several wives? Huh? You could raise many families of wallabies in the space and donate them to the National Trust . (I heard that on a Beatles song — but I don't know what it means) . 2 . Then there's mirror space when you have to shave and they need to paint something . Fer crying out loud! They've been painting that same face for years and it should be a paint-by-numbers job by now and they don't need a mirror . I — on the other hand — need to admire how I am aging so well and growing more dashing and dapper, whilst the XYL is needing to add more and more layers of paint just in case the primer should fail — well, let me stop now at that line of reasoning before I start about how wrinkles look good on a guy — adding character, whilst on a woman . . . . . . . . . Granted I was taking the piss, I have lived with a few woman, those that mattered though loved living with me except they wanted me to wear this and that and stop hanging out with certain friends (which turns out to be all my friends) and listen and put time aside for them (thats time besides living with them and seeing them every moment your not at work) and stop eating certain foods (which is all the food you actually like) and stop working too much and yet still pay the bills and do the washing and do the dishes and take care of baby and take her out for dinners and have fun . Which I did happily until they started saying stop playing my music so much . They only ask for your life which you give, but obviously some girls want more then that .	rob_on_guitar (4196)
717136	2008-11-04 05:19:00	Hey . . My wife just returned from the food store with a NZ product: Anchor Brand, Pure New Zealand Butter . Fonterra is the producer's name . Know of it?Anchor butter has been a well known brand in NZ homes since the beginning of time (or thereabouts) .	Jen (38)
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