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Thread ID: 94556 2008-11-03 23:15:00 Living with women Greg (193) PC World Chat
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717117 2008-11-04 01:24:00 Only diff, is I'm not married

Want me to send over my cleaning lady?
She does cleaning and Ironing. (nice tits)

I do the cooking
Bantu (52)
717118 2008-11-04 01:43:00 Be like Cartman off South Park.

"Get in that kitchen, and cook me some pie!!"

Depending on how she's feeling at the time... I'm either flayed alive or just laughed at for being pathetic.

Sometimes it works though. When she's feeling generous.
Thebananamonkey (7741)
717119 2008-11-04 01:57:00 Depending on how she's feeling at the time... I'm either flayed alive or just laughed at for being pathetic.

Sometimes it works though. When she's feeling generous.

:D

I have to say, I've never tried it, and probably wouldn't ever either.

Prefer not to be in the dog box.
wratterus (105)
717120 2008-11-04 02:02:00 Want me to send over my cleaning lady?
She does cleaning and Ironing. (nice tits)

I do the cooking

Nah its ok, living with one is bad enough. 2 would be hell :lol:
Speedy Gonzales (78)
717121 2008-11-04 02:33:00 I do, and the dishes, the mopping, vacuuming and cooking :banana

OMG....can you say.....under the thumb?

LMAO - is it any wonder that women think men are turning into pussy's.....
SolMiester (139)
717122 2008-11-04 02:42:00 Well she works, and I dont.

lol better than the grandson (not mine thank christ) whos living here.

Got a girlfriend, who comes over nearly every day, might as well live here

He shouldnt have arms or legs.

Anything he wants she gets. What a sucker. I'll shoot myself if I got that bad
Speedy Gonzales (78)
717123 2008-11-04 02:57:00 is it any wonder that women think men are turning into pussy's.....

I think that might be more because way too many of them these days are incapable of doing anything.

I'm happy to do the cooking and most of the other house stuff because mine fixes the cars, does the vege garden (although not the rest of them), does the house repairs / painting etc mostly and does the chainsawing.

I know a lot of women stuck with useless males who can't do any DIY stuff at all, and then if they don't help round the house either then they aren't too much use at all.
pctek (84)
717124 2008-11-04 03:15:00 It is impossible to happily live with a woman, because shooting them is illegal .
Sure there is the odd hottie who uses power tools and drinks beer, but they are few and far between .

There's nothing worse than a woman with a power tool, unless it's a drunk woman with a power tool .

Honestly, when I saw the title of this post, I thought that Greg was starting a harem . "Living with women" is plural, and evokes all sorts of sordid mental pictures .

The guy would have too much to handle, I'm afraid — (I know I just said that, and I also know it goes against my youthful thoughts and my teenage desires, but I am older and wiser now (63)) — anyway, to go on: that all the women would at last have several other women to talk to when they weren't "busy" with the harem-master .

I can see a certain amount of bliss to that arraignment — but it ain't gonna work out anyway — I can see problems here .


1 . There's the problem of the closet for shoes . My wife needs several closets for just her shoes; can you imagine the closet space for several wives? Huh? You could raise many families of wallabies in the space and donate them to the National Trust . (I heard that on a Beatles song — but I don't know what it means) .

2 . Then there's mirror space when you have to shave and they need to paint something . Fer crying out loud! They've been painting that same face for years and it should be a paint-by-numbers job by now and they don't need a mirror . I — on the other hand — need to admire how I am aging so well and growing more dashing and dapper, whilst the XYL is needing to add more and more layers of paint just in case the primer should fail — well, let me stop now at that line of reasoning before I start about how wrinkles look good on a guy — adding character, whilst on a woman . . . . . . . . .
SurferJoe46 (51)
717125 2008-11-04 03:19:00 I think that might be more because way too many of them these days are incapable of doing anything.

I'm happy to do the cooking and most of the other house stuff because mine fixes the cars, does the vege garden (although not the rest of them), does the house repairs / painting etc mostly and does the chainsawing.

I know a lot of women stuck with useless males who can't do any DIY stuff at all, and then if they don't help round the house either then they aren't too much use at all.

Oh yeah, you have a point there.....I cant imagine paying someone to do our DIY jobs, I grew up watching Dad in the garage blah blah, his favourite answer was shut up & watch...haha...
I seriously think an absence of fathers has left some lame men spread around the country, still, good for those dial a hubby guys I guess....
SolMiester (139)
717126 2008-11-04 03:21:00 There's nothing worse than a woman with a power tool, unless it's a drunk woman with a power tool .

Honestly, when I saw the title of this post, I thought that Greg was starting a harem . "Living with women" is plural, and evokes all sorts of sordid mental pictures .

The guy would have too much to handle, I'm afraid — (I know I just said that, and I also know it goes against my younger thoughts and impressions, but I am older and wiser now) — anyway, to go on: and all the women would at last have several other women to talk to when they weren't "busy" with the harem-master .

I can see a certain amount of bliss to that arraignment — but it ain't gonna work out anyway — I can see problems here .


1 . There's the problem of the closet for shoes . My wife needs several closets for just her shoes; can you imagine the closet space for several wives? Huh? You could raise many families of wallabies in the space and donate them to the National Trust . (I heard that on a Beatles song — but I don't know what it means) .

2 . Then there's mirror space when you have to shave and they need to paint something . Fer crying out loud! They've been painting that same face for years and it should be a paint-by-numbers job by now and they don't need a mirror . I — on the other hand — need to admire how I am aging so well and growing more dashing and dapper, whilst the XYL is needing to add more and more layers of paint — well, let me stop now at that line of reasoning before I start about how wrinkles look good on a guy — adding character, whilst on a woman . . . . . . . . .


Hey Joe, how does the drunk woman with a power tool go mate . . . . . are you talking egg beaters or chainsaws . . . LOL . . Actually, whats good about a drunk woman with a chainsaw?
SolMiester (139)
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