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Thread ID: 145800	2018-01-31 01:22:00	Up for grabs ... Monday Laughs and Happy Birthdays	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

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1445767	2018-02-11 01:43:00	What do you mean you don't like PC Digby? You use one don't you? As for Political Correctness, that's a derogatory term invented by bigots.	KarameaDave (15222)
1445768	2018-02-11 05:45:00	What do you mean you don't like PC Digby? You use one don't you? As for Political Correctness, that's a derogatory term invented by bigots. Yes I use 2 Pc's So, if its derogatory, we need to use that term more to shut them up. They have taken it far to far. And they are always looking for new targets What is your term for it?	Digby (677)
1445769	2018-02-11 06:01:00	Yes I use 2 Pc's So, if its derogatory, we need to use that term more to shut them up. What is your term for it? Typical, shut up those you don't agree with eh! I would call it being kind and reasonable towards others.	KarameaDave (15222)
1445770	2018-02-11 17:18:00	I would call it being kind and reasonable towards others. I do try to. But that is not a term, its a sentence.	Digby (677)
1445771	2018-02-11 18:50:00	its a sentence. You'll get parole eventually.	KarameaDave (15222)
1445772	2018-02-11 20:06:00	You'll get parole eventually. Are you sure about that?	Marnie (4574)
1445773	2018-02-11 21:05:00	LAUGHING IN COURT… How do court stenographers keep a straight face? These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. __________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. __________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. __________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? __________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ. __________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? __________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid. __________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. __________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. __________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. __________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. __________ ATTORNEY: All of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend? WITNESS: Oral. __________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. __________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.	R.M. (561)
1445774	2018-02-11 21:15:00	Are you sure about that? We all do one day.	KarameaDave (15222)
1445775	2018-02-12 19:33:00	Mike is standing on a corner in Dublin, waiting on a trolley and standing next to a wee little Nun . She's cold and the wind is blowing her skirt, so Mike asks her if she would like to get warm . Just then she swoons and Mike catches her and asks her if it's OK if he takes her into the nearest place, which just so happens to also be a pub . "No" say the Nun, "but would you kindly take me to a back booth so that no-one would see a Nun sitting with a man in a pub?" "Aye, no problem" says Mike as her gathers her skirt and carries her into the pub, into a rear booth, and gently sitting her down, he asks: "Would you consider having a shot of Irish Whiskey to warm up your innards from the cold?" "That would be a kindness, Sir, but would you do me a small favor and ask the barkeep to please put the whiskey in a paper cup, so that no-one would see a Nun, sitting in a booth with a man - in a pub, drinking Irish Whiskey?" "That'll be no problem, Sister" says Mike as he goes over to the barkeep . Mike says: "Barkeep, would ya kindly pour two double shots of yer finest Irish Whiskey for me, and please, put one of the shots into a paper cup?" The barkeep looks up, and taking a quick glance around the pub, asks: "Is that Nun in here again?"	SurferJoe46 (51)
1445776	2018-02-14 20:01:00	The Dubai fountains have nothing on this ... Fountains (vimeo.com) :) In passing, with the amazing response to both this and Roscoe's post, maybe I should have called it quits before :lol::lol::lol:	WalOne (4202)
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