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| Thread ID: 150649 | 2022-05-03 01:31:00 | Joke of the day | kenj (9738) | PC World Chat |
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| 1486005 | 2022-05-03 01:31:00 | www.1news.co.nz Were these the people that were involved in seting up Whacko Kotahi? Ken :) :) :) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1486006 | 2022-05-03 06:38:00 | Joke of the day #2 www.nzherald.co.nz Ken |
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| 1486007 | 2022-05-05 08:54:00 | www.1news.co.nz Were these the people that were involved in seting up Whacko Kotahi? Ken :) :) :) Political clumpings are a bit like cheese really, once they go green they are a bit suspect and well past the "No good after" date. |
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| 1486008 | 2022-05-05 09:07:00 | Joke of the day #2 www.nzherald.co.nz Ken For reckless discharge of excess energy, very little exceeds a time expired mess of self-promoting simulated journalists fervidly praising their own endeavours. (On a slow news day they might just put as much zeal into reporting they'd escaped conviction for a parking ticket.) |
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| 1486009 | 2022-05-05 21:30:00 | Political clumpings are a bit like cheese really, once they go green they are a bit suspect and well past the "No good after" date. Don't forget blue cheese, it's rotten on purpose and can never hide the fact that it stinks! |
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| 1486010 | 2022-05-06 10:34:00 | A few years ago I registered to attend a Greens party event -a video address by Al Gore -at AUT Wellesley St Auck. I emailed her office suggesting that as an into they play the Crosby Stills and Nash song "Clear Blue Skies" which oi thought epiitomoised Greens;' purpose. Never got a reply. The event started late and most of the audience I thought looked just like what I had imagined as an archetypal Greenie. I was not impressed with how the event was run (disorganised) and decided never to bother with that party again. |
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| 1486011 | 2022-05-06 22:56:00 | 11311 Ken |
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| 1486012 | 2022-05-08 07:48:00 | AN IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON ... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local pub, which is close to our house. I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it - so I drank it. Then I got him an Old Style, he didn't like it either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Coors and the Bud. By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey, I could hardly push the pram back home. ---------------------------------------------------------- For all those married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine! Recently, I was driving back to the Gold Coast from Port Douglas in Northern Queensland when I saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got into the car. Resuming the journey, the old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown paper bag on the back seat. 'What's in the paper bag boss?', the old bloke said. Without looking at the bag I said, ...'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.' The old Aboriginal man was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said: 'Good trade' |
Neil F (14248) | ||
| 1486013 | 2022-05-09 20:36:00 | A teacher gave her class of 11 year old’s an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley went first and said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.' 'What's the morale of that story?', asked the teacher. 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!', said Ashley. 'Very good,' said the teacher. Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too, but we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, And the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'. 'That was a fine story, thank you Sarah.' ’Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Barbara. Aunty Barbara was a flight engineer on a plane in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.' 'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?' 'Stay away from Aunty Barbara when she's pissed! Ken :) |
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| 1486014 | 2022-05-09 23:27:00 | Great joke Kenj, thanks. | zqwerty (97) | ||
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