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Thread ID: 94900 2008-11-16 20:26:00 Monday Laughs: ............Flying, and all that jazz Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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720677 2008-11-17 09:05:00 Long story short, you got schooled, [edit].

This is no way to treat Monday Laughs, it is meant to be a hassle-free zone of wacky and off-beat off-colour humour for people to start their week with a smile.

I never though I'd say this, but where are the Mods when we need them?

Billy :mad:
Billy T (70)
720678 2008-11-17 09:16:00 He once said:


I don't feel like I'm getting the respect I deserve anymore

Roddyboy-If that's how you're going to act on PF1, immaturely, you might as well live on everyone's blocked list:annoyed:
Blam (54)
720679 2008-11-17 09:18:00 I never though I'd say this, but where are the Mods when we need them?

Billy :mad:I missed the memo that told the Mods we now have ESP.

Despite popular belief, Mods do not read every post/thread. If you feel there is a problem, then please notify the Mods via the report bad post function. Often that is the only way we find out about problems.

Thanks.
Jen (38)
720680 2008-11-17 09:22:00 .... Roddyboy-If that's how you're going to act on PF1, immaturely, you might as well live on everyone's blocked list:annoyed:

So don't quote him - just ignore him! If you respond to him, you only encourage him - just like with VSX.

On a side note, I am disappointed that people on ignore lists are not excluded on email notifications to a subscribed thread! So someone I might choose to put on my ignore list, I still see in my email, if that person makes a comment on a thread I am subscribed to. :mad: :waughh:

There's an enhancement request for vBulletin!
johcar (6283)
720681 2008-11-17 10:23:00 Chill guys, it's cool. roddy_boy (4115)
720682 2008-11-17 19:51:00 Separate out the last word into two words, pctek .

Right .

Well either it would be a very narrow doorway or the man is overestimating himself then .
pctek (84)
720683 2008-11-17 20:44:00 Right.

Well either it would be a very narrow doorway or the man is overestimating himself then.

I thought the latter was a given, pctek! You know how reliable men are on estimating the size of the fish that got away...
John H (8)
720684 2008-11-18 04:12:00 You know how reliable men are on estimating the size of the fish that got away...

Or the ones they have just eaten. :rolleyes: :p
FoxyMX (5)
720685 2008-11-18 08:04:00 Back to the jokes:

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch . Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble . In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock .

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home . '

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it . The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less . After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news . She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her
that I've bought a bull for our ranch . I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home . '

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word .

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable . '

The operator shakes his head . 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde . The word is big . She'll read it very slowly . . . . 'com-for-da-bul . '
johcar (6283)
720686 2008-11-18 08:44:00 Wasn't me, I know what love juice is .

It's something you drink before you get married to make your wife-to-be look attractive so you don't throw up during the service, and to help numb the pain of her father's sawn-off shotgun buried in the small of your back .

Cheers

Billy 8-{)

Sounds drastic!
SolMiester (139)
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