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| Thread ID: 95476 | 2008-12-08 01:10:00 | Monday Laughs:.....The wisdom of lists | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 726591 | 2008-12-09 19:14:00 | Doesn't It Annoy You When . . . 8 . You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around . And then when you DO want help they have all vanished into thin air . :rolleyes: |
FoxyMX (5) | ||
| 726592 | 2008-12-09 19:34:00 | And then when you DO want help they have all vanished into thin air. :rolleyes: I always thought that was DSE company policy. Employ about 5 too many staff. Give them an xbox/PS3 in the back room so they can spend all of their time back there. And then when you get someone it turns out that you know more than they do... sigh. To be fair though, some of their staff are excellent. |
Thebananamonkey (7741) | ||
| 726593 | 2008-12-09 19:42:00 | A very small percentage. | wratterus (105) | ||
| 726594 | 2008-12-09 20:04:00 | the ones that dont try and sell you a 360 when you are actually after a USB cable becuase "the xbox has usb ports! use that!" | MAC_H8ER (5897) | ||
| 726595 | 2008-12-11 21:12:00 | A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam . 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow . I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering . When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand . ' A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets . As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her . Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub . ' A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family . She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead . ' |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 726596 | 2008-12-11 22:56:00 | A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' :lol: |
Blam (54) | ||
| 726597 | 2008-12-12 00:20:00 | A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin. |
Cicero (40) | ||
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