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| Thread ID: 146000 | 2018-03-28 21:53:00 | Let's write a story | kenj (9738) | PC World Chat |
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| 1447802 | 2018-03-28 21:53:00 | I feel it is time for a book writing effort to keep us all occupied over the weekend. :) Current posting about spies is a good theme So here goes, please add your lines :) "...and the Russian spy got up and ran for his life as he was being approached by the New Zealand Police officer. Little did he know that the policeman was going to tell him to "....don't forget to blow on the pie" Ken :) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1447803 | 2018-03-28 22:25:00 | But our little Ruski friend need not have been concerned. Mr Plod was notoriously deficient in his retention capabilities and already was racking his brains to recall what of three possible options he was to ask the Ruski to blow were ... :eek: |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1447804 | 2018-03-28 22:38:00 | Pausing out of sight in an alley Boris took a bite out of his mince and cheese pie. He flinched in agony as his tongue was seared by the hot mince, promptly dropping the pie and burning his chest on the way down. He was reminded of Russian torture training, just how were these crazy Kiwis weaponising their pies and how had they targeted him? If only someone had been kind enough to warn him. Heading off he started formulating a report in his head, these pies needed urgent investigation and was that substance really cheese? |
dugimodo (138) | ||
| 1447805 | 2018-03-29 01:05:00 | It all started HERE (www.youtube.com) ;) | B.M. (505) | ||
| 1447806 | 2018-03-29 05:23:00 | And he decided this mince and cheese stuff was some abominable creation of the western infidels and longed for a proper borscht pie. | piroska (17583) | ||
| 1447807 | 2018-03-29 05:59:00 | Borscht, borscht my secrets for some good old fashioned borscht just like my Babushka used to make. | gary67 (56) | ||
| 1447808 | 2018-03-29 10:52:00 | I'm loving the start of it! Haven't LOL'd online in a long time! | Greg (193) | ||
| 1447809 | 2018-03-29 18:59:00 | Sadly for Boris borscht isn't a staple food in Auckland land of the long white Jaffa, as he makes his way down K road singing the praises of the Motherland he espies in the distance.... | gary67 (56) | ||
| 1447810 | 2018-03-29 23:00:00 | ..............a Russian restaurant. Aha, he thinks, proper Stroganoff, and possibly some comrades to check up with, as he must get the Bourgeois police off his back soonest. |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1447811 | 2018-03-29 23:47:00 | But the restaurant was full of Kiwi labourers all singing that grand old union song... Stick the red flag up your ars* I've got the Wharfies job at last Shocked at the sacrilegious version of the song he ran blindly from the pub. Right into the arms of..... |
kenj (9738) | ||
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