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Thread ID: 146000 2018-03-28 21:53:00 Let's write a story kenj (9738) PC World Chat
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1447812 2018-03-30 01:08:00 g he ran blindly from the pub.
Right into the arms of.....[/QUOTE]

......the same police officer he had run from.
piroska (17583)
1447813 2018-03-30 01:46:00 Who are you he cried out? What devilish crime are you trying to pin on me?

I am not a policeman he replied. I am Ivan Skvinsky Skvar and I have been chasing you so that I can........
kenj (9738)
1447814 2018-03-30 03:49:00 Try and save you from Abdul Abulbul Amir, who is raging like a bull and holding his sore toe...... Marnie (4574)
1447815 2018-03-30 19:44:00 That is throbbing with pain from an old war wound, a blister of magnificent proportions. Boris had tried blending in with the locals at a Warriors game but being the only one limping and wearing patent glossy black shoes had failed, when spotted by the jaffa's they had started chanting.......... gary67 (56)
1447816 2018-03-31 01:23:00 ...........You run, run, runaway. It's your shoes that betray you..... piroska (17583)
1447817 2018-03-31 01:41:00 Russian spy. Run to Jacinda for scones and tea with Winston..... CliveM (6007)
1447818 2018-03-31 04:14:00 because you can't run to John Key anymore, he has left to pull a ponytail or two. Sadly Boris didn't want to have Tea with Jacinda and Winston as he was so used to dining with the Keys having arrived in New Zealand from Moscow 5 years ago. Meanwhile in Destiny city Bishop Brian was slicking back his hair and plotting to take over the world, having conquered Auckland, City of the Long White Jaffa he casts his beady eyes at the world map. Putting on a blindfold he throws a dart and incants "with this dart I choose the next Destination to be Destinied" removing the blindfold he can see the dart has bounced off of his price Mercedes XLK and landed point first in the city of Vladivostock. News of the potential take over bid leaks out to our poor overworked Russkie spy Boris.... gary67 (56)
1447819 2018-03-31 21:36:00 The blue phone on Putins desk begins to ring, the one that is a direct line between Putin, Key and Trump. Odd thinks Putin I don't talk to Trump and Key has gone the fool for allowing unrigged elections, so who can it be I don't give out personal numbers.

Picking up the phone he answers in a fake French accent, "Allo, Allo, it is I L'Clerq". On the other end of the line Boris is confused he is sure the number he rang is a Moscow number so who is this odd sounding guy L'Clerq?.........
gary67 (56)
1447820 2018-04-01 07:09:00 .......... gary67 (56)
1447821 2018-04-01 07:23:00 "I'm trying to get hold of Putin", Boris shouts. "There's a takeover bid occurring now by Brian Tamaki, it's urgent to pass on the information"!

"Brian"? L'Cleq, er Putin says. "Who is this Brian and why should I care"?
piroska (17583)
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