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| Thread ID: 96688 | 2009-01-19 07:12:00 | Hot off the Press, Robert Mugabe dies in Jerusalem...... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 740239 | 2009-01-19 07:12:00 | Robert Mugabe went to Israel to sort out the problems in the Gaza but arrived too late and found that a ceasefire had commenced . He decided to do some sightseeing instead but while on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and passed away . The undertaker told his accompanying entourage: 'You can have him shipped home for US$50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100 . ' The Zimbabweans went into a corner and discussed for a minute, then they came back to the undertaker and told him they want Mugabe shipped home . The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel to run 10 schools for a year, buy enough medicines to save 25,000 children from cholera, buy enough generators to keep two hospitals supplied with reliable power and they'd never have blackouts again . ' The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead . ' 'We just can't take that chance . ' Hey, Zimbabweans can dream can't they? Cheers Billy 8-{) |
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| 740240 | 2009-01-19 07:21:00 | What a cornucopia of jokes you have Billy T ! Misty :lol: |
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