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Thread ID: 96842	2009-01-26 01:12:00	Monday Laughs...............The ways of Others	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
742021	2009-01-26 08:44:00	Thought -provoking image...	johcar (6283)
742022	2009-01-26 08:58:00	Lemme guess..you got that from graphjam?:p	Blam (54)
742023	2009-01-26 09:04:00	Since when have we been able to use attachments?	Thebananamonkey (7741)
742024	2009-01-26 09:05:00	Since when have we been able to use attachments? Been under a rock mate? :p A few weeks.	wratterus (105)
742025	2009-01-27 02:12:00	How to survive a shark attack – a Guide for Aussies 1. Don’t swim in the sea. More than 99% of shark attacks happen in areas with a big mass of water, also known as “the sea” or “oceans”. If you want to know whether it’s an ocean or not, taste the water – sea water is salty 2. Always ensure that you swim with a lot of fat people around you. The chances of you swimming faster than them and getting away is very good. 3. Fiddle around with the other swimmer’s sunblock – add a bit of BBQ sauce 4. Don’t go into the water without a knife. Use this in the event of a visual sighting of a shark to cut the swimmer nearest to you. Swim away as fast as you can. 5. Listen carefully. Every shark attack has a theme song. It goes like this :“da-dam ……..da-dam………da-dam …..”. If it sounds like this : “dadam, dadam, dadam..” you’ve had it and then nothing will work. 6. Lastly, don’t panic when you see a shark. You’re in any case a goner so keep shut and try not to upset a lot of other people and small children on the beach with all your shouting and screaming sarel	sarel (2490)
742026	2009-01-27 02:21:00	How to survive a shark attack – a Guide for Aussies 1. Don’t swim in the sea. More than 99% of shark attacks happen in areas with a big mass of water, also known as “the sea” or “oceans”. If you want to know whether it’s an ocean or not, taste the water – sea water is salty 2. Always ensure that you swim with a lot of fat people around you. The chances of you swimming faster than them and getting away is very good. 3. Fiddle around with the other swimmer’s sunblock – add a bit of BBQ sauce 4. Don’t go into the water without a knife. Use this in the event of a visual sighting of a shark to cut the swimmer nearest to you. Swim away as fast as you can. 5. Listen carefully. Every shark attack has a theme song. It goes like this :“da-dam ……..da-dam………da-dam …..”. If it sounds like this : “dadam, dadam, dadam..” you’ve had it and then nothing will work. 6. Lastly, don’t panic when you see a shark. You’re in any case a goner so keep shut and try not to upset a lot of other people and small children on the beach with all your shouting and screaming sarel 7. Lastly don't worry too much about shark attacks - sharks are rarely found where there are salt-water crocs...	johcar (6283)
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