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Thread ID: 97967 2009-03-05 20:25:00 The Hospitalis Restaurant in Riga, Latvia Roscoe (6288) PC World Chat
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753846 2009-03-05 20:25:00 Feeling peckish? Looking for a good feed? Perhaps The Hospitalis Restaurant in Riga, Latvia is the place to go.:drool

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/4942966/The-Hospitalis-Restaurant-in-Riga-Latvia.html
Roscoe (6288)
753847 2009-03-05 21:59:00 That is a bit strange there now Roscoe... Kinky could also be another word?

Enough to put me off my food for good.

Ken :eek:
kenj (9738)
753848 2009-03-06 00:59:00 Ken: If that does not put you off your food, this surely will:

A man entered a restaurant and sat at a table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an efficiency expert visited our restaurant. He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the toilet, so the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use a spoon.":D
Roscoe (6288)
753849 2009-03-06 03:38:00 :D:D:D:D

Ken
kenj (9738)
753850 2009-03-06 08:13:00 Chicks in nurses uniforms does it for me. prefect (6291)
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