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| Thread ID: 97875 | 2009-03-02 22:24:00 | Husband and wife stores | rob_on_guitar (4196) | PC World Chat |
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| 752785 | 2009-03-02 22:24:00 | This is probably an oldy, but i hadnt heard the second part before . . . Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband . Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights . The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids . 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more . ' So she continues upward . . The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs , Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking . 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going . She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework . . . 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with H ousework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak . . She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor . There are no men on this floor . This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please . Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store . PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street . The first floor has wives that love sex . T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer . The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited . |
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| 752786 | 2009-03-03 03:27:00 | :lol: | qazwsxokmijn (102) | ||
| 752787 | 2009-03-03 04:26:00 | legend! | hueybot3000 (3646) | ||
| 752788 | 2009-03-03 04:30:00 | Nice one Rob. | wratterus (105) | ||
| 752789 | 2009-03-03 14:26:00 | Surely this could have gone in the Monday Laughs thread that's still on the 1st page? | roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 752790 | 2009-03-03 15:13:00 | No. Its not Monday. Its not like a tree died for it... |
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