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| Thread ID: 98502 | 2009-03-27 03:46:00 | Best Divorce Letter - EVER! | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 759983 | 2009-03-27 03:46:00 | I don't personally condone this - but it's funny :lol::blush::p Dear Rotten Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever . I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it . These last 2 weeks have been hell . Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw . Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers . You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps . You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife . Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone . Your EX-Husband P . S . don't try to find me . Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! __________________________________________________ _______ Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter . It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been . I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work . I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago . About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49 . 99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning . After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out . So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone . Everything happens for a reason, I guess . I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted . My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me . So take care . Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich & Free! P . S . I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl . I hope that's not a problem . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 759984 | 2009-03-27 05:58:00 | Epic Fail :D | pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 759985 | 2009-03-27 23:37:00 | Crash and BURN!!! lol :D | Bozo (8540) | ||
| 759986 | 2009-03-28 04:02:00 | Is that for real Joe? If it is thats frikin hilarious! | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 759987 | 2009-03-28 04:06:00 | Is that for real Joe? If it is thats frikin hilarious! Can't tell for sure - it was sent to me by a friend in Bulgaria and who knows where he got it. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 759988 | 2009-03-29 08:58:00 | Is that for real Joe? If it is thats frikin hilarious! Lol. Seriously? |
roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 759989 | 2009-03-30 00:36:00 | The lawyer is wrong the guy is entitled to half the win. | prefect (6291) | ||
| 759990 | 2009-03-30 00:47:00 | The lawyer is wrong the guy is entitled to half the win. Some US states do not give any financial remuneration to the ADULTERER. He admitted the affair and that is prima-facia in some locales. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 759991 | 2009-03-30 02:46:00 | Aint here, no such crime as adultery in nz. Adultery isn't even a word allowed on the statute books. The money would be split 50 50 because she used half his money to buy the ticket. |
prefect (6291) | ||
| 759992 | 2009-03-30 02:49:00 | This thread is one way to spoil a joke. | Rob99 (151) | ||
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