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Thread ID: 98624 2009-03-31 20:51:00 Can Cold Water Properly Clean Dishes? Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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761084 2009-03-31 20:51:00 This is for all the germ-conscious folk that worry about using cold water to clean .


John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .

After chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast . However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em . Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers . Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked a lot like dried egg, and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them . Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass . John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car' .

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, 'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Cheers

Billy 8-{)
Billy T (70)
761085 2009-03-31 20:54:00 :lol: :thumbs:

An oldie but a goodie -

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
wratterus (105)
761086 2009-04-01 09:21:00 Cold water should be good to clean, everytime I got dirty the ex told me to have a cold shower :lol: rob_on_guitar (4196)
761087 2009-06-17 10:55:00 Cold water should be good to clean, everytime I got dirty the ex told me to have a cold shower :lol:

Good one :clap:clap
WalOne (4202)
761088 2009-06-17 19:39:00 Cold water should be good to clean, everytime I got dirty the ex told me to have a cold shower :lol::lol: Myth (110)
761089 2009-06-17 21:28:00 Cold water should be good to clean, everytime I got dirty the ex told me to have a cold shower :lol:

I often wonder what % of those ex types are just plain sexless.:blush:
Cicero (40)
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