| Forum Home | ||||
| PC World Chat | ||||
| Thread ID: 146228 | 2018-05-28 05:40:00 | Monday Laughs: Mating Rituals | piroska (17583) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 1450044 | 2018-05-28 05:40:00 | misscellania.blogspot.co.nz David Attenborough in Riverhead Forest. |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1450045 | 2018-05-28 08:55:00 | A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.” --------------- A little boy at a wedding, looks at his mum and says “Mummy, why does the girl wear white?” His mum replies “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life”. The boy thinks about this, and then says “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?” -------------------- Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the Day It’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.” ---------------------- Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing) |
tutaenui (1724) | ||
| 1450046 | 2018-05-28 09:06:00 | Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" "Yes" says the woman. "Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face. "How many times did you hit him?" "I don't know -- put me down for a five." |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 1450047 | 2018-05-28 11:35:00 | The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He just needed to try some pork, just to see what it tasted like. So one summer day he told his members he was going on a vacation. He packed out of town, and headed to the nearest restaurant. After sitting down, he ordered a roasted pig, and impatiently waited for his delicacy. After just a few minutes, he heard someone call his name, and to his great chagrin he saw one of his fellow members walking towards him. Just at that same moment, the waiter walked over, with a huge platter, holding a full roasted pig with an apple in it’s mouth. “Isn’t that something,” says the leader after only a moments pause, “all I do is order an apple, and look what it comes with!” |
Marnie (4574) | ||
| 1450048 | 2018-05-28 21:16:00 | A group of Britons were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in England with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us down the Bowls club! |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 1450049 | 2018-05-28 21:28:00 | ---------------------- Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing) LOL!! |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1 | |||||