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| Thread ID: 146155 | 2018-05-06 07:17:00 | Sunday joke | kenj (9738) | PC World Chat |
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| 1449303 | 2018-05-06 07:17:00 | A bloke was sitting at home one evening,when the doorbell rang . When he answered the door a metre tall cockroach was standing there; punched him between the eyes and scuttled off . The next evening the same thing happened . On the third night, the man was home again when the doorbell rang . When he opened the door, the cockroach was there again . It leaped at him and stabbed him several times before scuttling away . The injured man managed to crawl to the phone and called an ambulance . The next morning at the hospital, the doctor was doing his rounds and he stopped and asked the man what happened, so the man explained that he had been attacked by a cockroach . The doctor looked at him with sympathy and said . . . . . . "Yes, there's a nasty bug going round" |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1449304 | 2018-05-06 08:30:00 | I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer standing next to me, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there? The trainer looked me over and said; “I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.” ......... Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. |
tutaenui (1724) | ||
| 1449305 | 2018-05-07 05:33:00 | Sunday came and went but I'll tack these quotes on. I found myself nodding as I read them. Thomas Sowell/Quotes Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it. It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything. Much of the social history of the Western world, over the past three decades, has been a history of replacing what worked with what sounded good. If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism. The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best. Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. The welfare state is not really about the welfare of the masses. It is about the egos of the elites. Too much of what is called ’education’ is little more than an expensive isolation from reality. The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department. |
Marnie (4574) | ||
| 1449306 | 2018-05-07 06:44:00 | Don't get the laughs there Marnie.... 8819 |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1449307 | 2018-05-07 07:06:00 | Dear Dave, I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs … phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names, she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her? I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Bob |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1449308 | 2018-05-07 08:02:00 | Don't get the laughs there Marnie.... 8819 Quotes aren't always laughs |
Marnie (4574) | ||
| 1449309 | 2018-05-07 21:27:00 | Ok, I'll spell it out. The thread is called Sunday JOKE. Not Sunday Political Commentary. |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1449310 | 2018-05-07 23:20:00 | Hey Marnie, I enjoyed them! Ken :) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1449311 | 2018-05-08 00:40:00 | Ok, I'll spell it out. The thread is called Sunday JOKE. Not Sunday Political Commentary. Who the F died and made you God of 'I'll Decide What **** Can Be Posted In This Thread'? Run out of coffee? |
allblack (6574) | ||
| 1449312 | 2018-05-08 03:08:00 | Don't drink coffee. | piroska (17583) | ||
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