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Thread ID: 99687	2009-05-11 02:40:00	Monday Laughs..............Love is a many splendoured thing........I think?	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
772986	2009-05-11 10:14:00	I suspect it's the year of the ox, although John Banks got in a bit early	R2x1 (4628)
772987	2009-05-11 10:59:00	2009 - It's year of the COW. Knock, knock Who's There? Cow Cow Who? No, Cow go MOO!!!	Rob99 (151)
772988	2009-05-11 11:01:00	Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.	Rob99 (151)
772989	2009-05-11 13:55:00	Hmmm.. Family forum, eh Rob? (But worse than that - it wasn't particularly funny)	Laura (43)
772990	2009-05-11 19:55:00	Lately I have been using the term "retrospective studying" as a substitution for "catching up" :p	Renmoo (66)
772991	2009-05-12 00:15:00	Something I found a wee while back: Why did the maths whiz confuse Haloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25! :nerd: there are 10 types of people in the world those who understand binary and those that dont	williamF (115)
772992	2009-05-12 03:00:00	:nerd: there are 10 types of people in the world those who understand binary and those that dont Oldie but a goodie:p	Blam (54)
772993	2009-05-19 20:34:00	Recently a routine police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then he flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vechile forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test. To his amaziment the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication. The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken" "I doubt it bro," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".	rob_on_guitar (4196)
772994	2009-05-19 20:36:00	An American Decided to write a book about famous churches around the world . So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North . On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call' . The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for . The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God . The American thanked the priest and went along his way . Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it . He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was . She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God . 'O . K . , thank you,' said the American . He then travelled all across America , Europe, England , Japan , Australia . In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$US10,000 per call' sign under it . The American, decided to travel to New Zealand to see if New Zealanders had the same phone . He arrived at Auckland, in New Zealand and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call . ' The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign . 'Father, I've traveled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches . I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them price was $10,000 per call . . . Why is it so cheap here?' The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in New Zealand now, mate - it's a local call' .	rob_on_guitar (4196)
772995	2009-05-19 21:51:00	A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years. The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit ? She said darling, I don't think you understand - my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales... :eek:	nofam (9009)
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