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Thread ID: 99932 2009-05-20 02:40:00 The New Obama Car Company (REALLY this time!) SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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775360 2009-05-20 02:40:00 GM Says "No problem" For New Drone in Meeting Emissions/Fuel Standards
By: Scott Ott
Examiner Columnist | 5/18/09 6:23 PM
News fairly unbalanced . We report . You decipher

General Motors, part of the automaking division of the U . S . government, today announced it would have no problem meeting or surpassing the Obama administration's stricter emissions and mileage standards, thanks to a new gas-stingy model for 2010 called the GM Drone UTV .

The new rules, designed to bring the whole continental United States into compliance with planet-friendly standards in neighboring California, will make American cars 30 percent cleaner, more fuel efficient and less ubiquitous by the year 2016 .

An unnamed General Motors spokesman said the greenhouse-gas curbing regulations come just as GM ramps up production after a slight financial incentive that points the way to making and selling of the Drone -- a stylish, no-passenger, hatchback, maneuvered by remote-control from the owner's living room using a simple computer keyboard and mouse . (UTV stands for Unmanned Terrestrial Vehicle . )

"The problem with making fuel-efficient, eco-friendly cars has been what we in the industry call 'the human factor'," said the GM source . "People are soft, generally obese, and fussy about their own comfort . But if you remove humans from the vehicle, then you don't need all that heavy material to support, protect, coddle and carry them . As a result, we can make a driverless drone that weighs about 112 pounds, gets more than 100 miles to the gallon, and emits exhaust that smells like rose petals . "

The company says the GM Drone is great for those quick trips to the McDonald's drive-through, or to any business that will put products in your car for you . The remote-open hatchback offers enough cargo space for a large pizza, and a 2-liter bottle of soda .

A promotional video, screened for investors in Congress, says, "What better way to see America than from the air-conditioned comfort of your couch at home, as the advanced GPS navigation unit takes your little Drone from coast to coast hands-free, all the while beaming back live video to your delighted family . "

"Thanks to the internet," the narrator adds, "there's virtually no reason to leave home anyway . "

Since GM and Chrysler are now owned (p0wned) by the US Government of Obama, it's only fitting that certain "incentives" to comply with Mr . Obama's requests have come into a new light .

"Obama-mobiles" are expected to hit the showrooms in 2016 or just in time for his third re-election .

"Water-walking and feeding great crowds of people with two bagels and a frozen package of fish sticks - are easy", according to spin-aides at the White House . "Now comes the hard part - getting the common people out of the gas eaters and greenhouse makers which they don't deserve as much as I do . "
SurferJoe46 (51)
775361 2009-05-20 03:14:00 Obama-mobiles

Obamabiles

Obamobiles
Rob99 (151)
775362 2009-05-20 04:13:00 Just wait until you are all driving around in Fiats! You will wish there WAS an Obamacar. :thumbs::thumbs: Richard (739)
775363 2009-05-20 06:42:00 At least Fiat are still in business. If the yanks didn't make such pig ugly, unreliable & inefficient junk they might still be in business Phil B (648)
775364 2009-05-20 06:47:00 hey, easy on the pigs Phil wotz (335)
775365 2009-05-20 06:52:00 lol Phil B (648)
775366 2009-05-20 08:14:00 At least Fiat are still in business. If the yanks didn't make such pig ugly, unreliable & inefficient junk they might still be in business

X2 much uglier than pigs pigs actually look OK especially on my plate
gary67 (56)
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