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| Thread ID: 100059 | 2009-05-24 20:54:00 | Monday Laughs...............Wet jokes and one-liner's for groan-ups | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 776599 | 2009-05-25 22:04:00 | "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator." :clap :D :D :clap |
Bozo (8540) | ||
| 776600 | 2009-05-26 07:13:00 | -------------------------------- So I went to the dentist . He said 'Say Aaaahh . . ' I said 'Why?' He said 'My dog's died . ' -------------------------------- Ooookay . Some has to explain this one to me . . . :illogical |
Jen (38) | ||
| 776601 | 2009-05-26 08:09:00 | Ooookay. Some has to explain this one to me ... :illogical What about making it sound like Aaaawwww... |
the_bogan (9949) | ||
| 776602 | 2009-05-26 08:21:00 | At the dentist, there isn't much else to say until the end where they slam you with the bill (hopefully before the anesthetic wears off) when the usual phrase is "Aaaargghhhh". | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 776603 | 2009-05-26 09:08:00 | Take a look at this (http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/) - somewhat sadistic, but rather humourous. | Erayd (23) | ||
| 776604 | 2009-05-26 09:36:00 | Ooookay. Some has to explain this one to me ... :illogical <sigh>Jen.....</sigh> The sound of someone saying "Ahhh!" can be the "doctor-looking-at-your-throat" kind of noise, or the sad sigh one makes when a beloved pet karks (sp?) it. (Explaining it kind of ravages the funny a little bit...) |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 776605 | 2009-05-26 10:03:00 | <sigh>Jen.....</sigh> The sound of someone saying "Ahhh!" can be the "doctor-looking-at-your-throat" kind of noise, or the sad sigh one makes when a beloved pet karks (sp?) it. (Explaining it kind of ravages the funny a little bit...)Nope. They got it wrong. :p I would say aaahhh what a cute puppy, not aaahhh your puppy just got run over. the_bogan has it right, it should be awwww. Someone needs to re-write the joke. :stare: |
Jen (38) | ||
| 776606 | 2009-05-26 10:47:00 | Even if I dont understand a joke I still laugh just incase someone thinks I am a thick bugga. Bit like the Emperors clothes I didn't understand the joke until someone pointed it out it needed a tweak. |
prefect (6291) | ||
| 776607 | 2009-05-26 10:54:00 | When the dentist has his pliers down your throat trying to grab your wallet, the vocabulary is pretty much limited to aaaaaah no matter what you are trying to say. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 776608 | 2009-05-26 11:31:00 | Sorry, gonna kill the 1-liners but hey. One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" |
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