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Thread ID: 100266 2009-06-01 22:05:00 Monday Laughs...............Tuesday Edition Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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778959 2009-06-07 04:11:00 Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say:



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


This one caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and a call was made to the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this . It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day . Maybe they need a new editor .



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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says



No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers



Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death


'Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant



See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace



I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile



Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges


You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge


He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is . . . .



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?

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