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| Thread ID: 100442 | 2009-06-08 01:23:00 | Monday Laughs...............Breaking new ground here | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 780494 | 2009-06-12 00:49:00 | BOSSES BASIC RULES (Note: "The Boss" is not necessarily the person you are in paid employment with. "The Boss" can also be SWMBO...) :lol: i think that the case in most situations.. |
ronyville (10611) | ||
| 780495 | 2009-06-13 08:15:00 | Just thought of a joke on the top of my head: "A customer brings in his laptop into the shop this morning. He complained the keys "Ctrl", "Alt" and "Del" are not working. I know what OS he is on" |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 780496 | 2009-06-13 12:40:00 | Just thought of a joke on the top of my head: "A customer brings in his laptop into the shop this morning. He complained the keys "Ctrl", "Alt" and "Del" are not working. I know what OS he is on" This is funny because you mean off the top of your head. A joke on the top of your head would be a silly hat... |
Rob99 (151) | ||
| 780497 | 2009-06-13 16:01:00 | I think he also forgot to put the funny in the joke. | roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 780498 | 2009-06-17 21:00:00 | PHONE REPAIR Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit , thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. Thought you'd like to know. |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 780499 | 2009-06-18 05:49:00 | I am only sending this to clever lads, I could not work it out and had to look at the answer . See if you can figure out what these words have in common . 1 Banana 2 Dresser 3 Grammar 4 Potato 5 Revive 6 Uneven 7 Assess Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try . Look at each word carefully . (You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer . ) Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters . (Thought I had the answer, but I did not go far enough . Scroll down for the REAL answer Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word . |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 780500 | 2009-06-18 06:30:00 | Curses. Now the Dragon is threatening to revoke my omnipotence rating. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 780501 | 2009-06-18 06:49:00 | I am only sending this to clever lads, I could not work it out and had to look at the answer . See if you can figure out what these words have in common . 1 Banana 2 Dresser 3 Grammar 4 Potato 5 Revive 6 Uneven 7 Assess They all have a number in front of them . |
the_bogan (9949) | ||
| 780502 | 2009-06-18 07:02:00 | They all start with a capital letter | gary67 (56) | ||
| 780503 | 2009-06-18 07:36:00 | They are very short sentences, almost all lacking a verb (and a full stop). | R2x1 (4628) | ||
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