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| Thread ID: 100494 | 2009-06-10 05:34:00 | Best TradeMe auction ever | wratterus (105) | PC World Chat |
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| 781119 | 2009-06-19 05:00:00 | Hope the winner pays. Well both seller and buyer received positive feedback. |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 781120 | 2009-06-19 05:17:00 | Well, if they take it on tour, I hope they put it up in the best Hotel rooms with hot and cold running women, the very best of fragrant ultra-fine soap powders and top grade water softeners, well filtered power generated from our most pristine lakes, full bar service, and maybe a cute little clothes dryer in a frilly dress on call to keep it entertained when it is not watching soap operas. Of course as time goes by we can expect to see its dirty washing aired in public and under the intense scrutiny of the press it will probably have a breakdown and undergo cycliactric therapy, after which it will become an avid follower of Scientology. It will need a deep colonic to clear the accumulated detritus from its internal plumbing, undergo plastic surgery to restore its youthful looks, a heart transplant is also on the cards along with a facelift, plus make-up to cover some of the signs of its previous hard life and an extended period away from the public view for intensive detox to get rid of that uncontrollable shaking. After all of that, it will have lost its rustic charm and will eventually end up consigned to the scrapheap along with all the other one-day wonder celebrities. Meanwhile, the dinosaurs will be signed by Disney, Peter Jackson will direct a mega-epic of their life with King Kong playing a bit part as the laundromat boy, but their overnight success will lead them down the sordid paths of Hollywood and they'll be found dead in a grungy motel room with a heroin needle still suck in a vein after an unhappy menage et trois love affair with a wannabe actress picked up on a night out on the Strip. Media-created celebrities never last the distance. Of course, I could be wrong. Cheers Billy 8-{) :xmouth: |
Billy T (70) | ||
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