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| Thread ID: 100633 | 2009-06-15 01:27:00 | Monday Laughs...............Swine Flu, women, & other diseases | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 782371 | 2009-06-16 10:49:00 | What about The Rock ringing Pak N Sav on the radio tonight. They asked to be transferred to the chip department and the asian guy had to phone someone else asking for help then hung up deciding the call was too hard for him. | --Wolf-- (128) | ||
| 782372 | 2009-06-16 11:04:00 | Oh WAIT! I overheard that one this evening :lol: Now I understand why they were laughing at the hung-up call |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 782373 | 2009-06-16 11:09:00 | Friend of mine once told a HN sales guy who asked what she wanted to use her PC for, that she wanted it for cybersex. He couldn't come up with anything further to say at all. If he was any good he would have sold her a webcam for that purpose. And if he was really good he would have told her she needed a computer with a faster CPU, more ram, a bigger harddrive and a dedicated video chipset in order to run the webcam to its full potential. |
Metla (12) | ||
| 782374 | 2009-06-16 21:16:00 | Not bad Met . . . 53 years ago . . . Comments made in the year 1955! That's only 53 years ago! 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20 . 00 . 'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000 . 00 will only buy a used one . 'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit . A quarter a pack is ridiculous . 'If they raise the minimum wage to $1 . 00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store . 'When I first started driving, who would have thought petrol would someday cost 29 cents a gallon . Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage . 'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more . Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it . 'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century . They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas . 'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President . 'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric . . They are even making electric typewriters now . . . 'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays . I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet . 'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work . 'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business . 'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes . I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress . 'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on . 'There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15 . 00 a night to stay in a hotel . 'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35 . 00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood . ' 'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it . ' |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 782375 | 2009-06-17 05:22:00 | If he was any good he would have sold her a webcam for that purpose. And if he was really good he would have told her she needed a computer with a faster CPU, more ram, a bigger harddrive and a dedicated video chipset Yes. No. Any rubbish would do for a webcam. Anyway she hadn't much liked his answer about what brand of modem it had in it (This was quite a long time ago) - he fumbled around and annouced it was a COM1. She then got me to build her one. For gaming actually. |
pctek (84) | ||
| 782376 | 2009-06-17 06:15:00 | I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol . I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes etc . From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu . This debilitating condition is very serious and it appears this is not an isolated case . Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others diagnosed with Wine Flu . To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down . However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu] . Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases . Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening, and if treated early can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period . If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick . Good luck !!! However, I do feel as a precaution, anyone should take the government quarantine option and not come back to work for 7 days . |
Cicero (40) | ||
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