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Thread ID: 100492	2009-06-10 04:17:00	One for the nerdy among us: Pirates or Ninjas?	sammo450 (13626)	PC World Chat

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781056	2009-06-10 10:04:00	Pirates, nothing will ever come close to their awesomeness @beeswax34, have you ever heard of ninja's doing bad stuff? They seem just for show. And they are trained, pirates just do there thing	hueybot3000 (3646)
781057	2009-06-10 20:41:00	@beeswax34, have you ever heard of ninja's doing bad stuff? They seem just for show. And they are trained, pirates just do there thing Exactly why ninjas win. They're trained, pirates have no idea what to do. :p	pcuser42 (130)
781058	2009-06-10 21:02:00	Ninjas. Some of you may have seen the competition between various martial artists on Sky. Each artist was put through a serious of tests and the ninja expert came out tops. The tests included punching power (the boxer was tops on that one), agility, kicking power, agility, stealth and various other challenges. So if a ninja who is trained in the old-fashioned ways can beat the other great modern-day martial artists, I don't think the pirates would have a chance.	Greg (193)
781059	2009-06-10 22:31:00	The pirates in the great Pirate/Ninja war are not Somalians, they are YYAAARRRGGGHHH pirates, and I don't think they have machine guns. If you see a Ninja, it means you are going to die.	sammo450 (13626)
781060	2009-06-10 23:24:00	The pirates in the great Pirate/Ninja war are not Somalians, they are YYAAARRRGGGHHH pirates, and I don't think they have machine guns. If you see a Ninja, it means you are going to die.heh heh :lol:	Greg (193)
781061	2009-06-11 00:49:00	Never heard of this before but yes, I think the ninja will silently take your head off if he needs to. Lol sarel	sarel (2490)
781062	2009-06-11 03:50:00	1] Ninjas have zero flair when it comes to dress (basic black? Oh paleeease, learn to accessorize!) 2] Ninjas have zero sense of humour. They need to lighten the F up. 3] Ninjas suck when the sun is out. Come on, admit it, they only really rock at night time. 4] Ninjas have zippo personality. They're as entertaining as a bunch of Clone Troopers without having Tem Morrison's voice. 5] Ninjas actually loose a lot of the time in martial arts movies. Usually, they end up meeting their match in some lone hero of the Chuck Norris/Yun-Fat Chow/Bruce Lee variety, indicating that when it comes down to it, they are merely Storm Troopers at heart. All of which means that Ninjas will win battles against Pirates, maybe many battles. But eventually the lone drunken, flea-ridden Pirate of Doom, with bad hair and an outrageous costume will come along, paralyze them all with a combination of bad breath and body odour, utter a few witty put downs and then bust a few key moves which will see them go flying in all directions, into the water, before he ogles some wench and offers to pillage her. It's that simple.	Biggles (121)
781063	2009-06-11 03:58:00	Hmm definitely some interesting ideas in there. Chuck Norris in fact was a Pirate/Ninja cross so has the best of both, hence absolute awsomeness. One widely accepted theory on the creation of the universe is that during his travels, Norris encountered a Pirate/Ninja paradox and roundhouse kicked it. The consequent release of an immense amount of energy is now known as the big bang.	sammo450 (13626)
781064	2009-06-11 05:02:00	Chuck Norris in fact was a Pirate/Ninja cross so has the best of both, hence absolute awsomeness . No, you see there you are wrong . Chuck's wooden acting and flat-lined personality are directly attributable to his Ninja ancestry, and have in fact held him back . Imagine how awesome Chuck could have been if he'd sported an eye patch, cracked jokes, and delivered the roundhouse while wearing thigh-high boots?	Biggles (121)
781065	2009-06-11 05:15:00	Boots would have been a huge hindrance. Only Chuck Norris Action Jeans can allow roundhouse kicks like his. Norris cracking jokes? His films are corny enough as it is :P	sammo450 (13626)
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