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Thread ID: 100665	2009-06-16 01:31:00	No Talk Parrot - PLEASE!	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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782602	2009-06-16 01:31:00	I'm forwarding this on because - well because I want to! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman . Since she had to go to work, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat . Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check . Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike . He won't bother you . ' ' . . . . . . . . . but, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!' When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen . But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work . The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling . . . . . . . Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!' - See - Men just don't listen! :eek: This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from . papercut . biz/emailStripper . htm" target="_blank">www . papercut . biz	SurferJoe46 (51)
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