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Thread ID: 101355 2009-07-11 09:28:00 Proper icon care FoxyMX (5) PC World Chat
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790918 2009-07-12 07:31:00 You should have warned us about using the hair dryer :( R2x1 (4628)
790919 2009-07-12 07:33:00 And starch :( R2x1 (4628)
790920 2009-07-12 09:46:00 As a side note, if you want to be green, always only use recycled electrons when composing emails and put the following disclaimer in at the end of each email:


This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.

Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal standing and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the poodle next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft.

However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please don't read it again.

Please note that no electrons were harmed in the composition of this email and, to keep greenhouse emissions to the absolute minimum, only recycled electrons were used.
johcar (6283)
790921 2009-07-12 10:25:00 Take more water with it Lass. PJ:thumbs: Poppa John (284)
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