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Thread ID: 101777 2009-07-26 23:22:00 Monday Laughs........Those were the days my friends........... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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795523 2009-07-27 20:52:00 We were those corpses you had to look at. We had to kill ourselves every morning at 5 o-clock and do corpse duty for 8 hours, then go down to the crematorium, stoke the fires, throw on the corpses and jump in after them. After that we had to lick the road clean for 22 hours, do 12 hours holding the power lines up and then report dead; sharp at 5 am. That was the good job, you wouldn't want to know about our second or third jobs because they were a bit unpleasant.

Luxury......

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, , eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." 		Cicero (40)
795524 2009-07-27 21:01:00 Aye but tell that to the kids of today and they wont believe you. Dally (6292)
795525 2009-07-27 21:08:00 Too much Monty Python :lol: pcuser42 (130)
795526 2009-07-27 21:12:00 We were forced to dream. More like nightmares actually. Our dad used to take us to the mortuary and make us stare at corpses for 23 1/2 hours a day. And then we'd have to re-enact the causes of death.

That wasn't very pleasant or conducive to a good half hour sleep.

Did he take you before or after your 1/2 hr sleep?? 		Colpol (444)
795527 2009-07-27 22:08:00 Simple...In those days, most of the fruit and vege shops were owned by chinese :2cents:

Ken

In Dunedin in those days, it wasn't most - it was all. 		Laura (43)
795528 2009-07-27 22:12:00 Too much Monty Python :lol:

Says who! 		Cicero (40)
795529 2009-07-28 04:08:00 Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN . The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant .

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant .

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant .

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant .

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant .

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant .

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant .


And Finally . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Australia they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent . 		Cicero (40)
795530 2009-07-28 04:36:00 In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant .

You know those barcodes on most product packaging these days? They're actually Ethiopian school photos .

If you drink bottled beer, please save the bottle caps . They're used by Ethiopians as dinner plates . 		Greg (193)
795531 2009-07-28 04:53:00 And Finally............................. In Australia they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent.

So true. :lol: 		pcuser42 (130)
795532 2009-07-28 07:48:00 Mick was attending his 4wd club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming Cape Keraudren (the start of the Eighty Mile beach 151 kilometres north east of Port Hedland) camping and fishing trip because his missus wouldn't let him go?????

After copping the under the thumb remarks and other derisive remarks Mick left to go back home to the missus.

When Mick's mates started arriving to set up camp at Cape Keraudren the following week who should be there;

but Mick sitting up in front of Land Drover 4WD, swag rolled out , fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

"How did ya talk ya missus into letting you go Mick?"

"I didn't have to ," was Mick's reply.

" When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.

Then the missus snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, " Surprise " .

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said ,

' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do what ever you want .'

SO HERE I AM !!! 		ooh yeh (2935)
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