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| Thread ID: 101885 | 2009-07-30 18:51:00 | Lies From Our Parents.........and other sources | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 796659 | 2009-07-30 18:51:00 | Add in some of your want but I'll get this started......... 1) don't cross your eyes like that; they'll get stuck some day! 2) your older brother's/sister's clothes do SO look good on you. Be careful here, this is a family site! 3) never stand in the center of the kitchen during a lightning storm or you'll get electrocuted 4) never wear rubber boots inside the house or you'll go blind. 5) take off your hat when you are eating - are you Jewish or something? (I'm not too sure where that would have gone if I left my hat on!) 6) never eat watermelon seeds or they'll grow in your stomach 7) eat the crusts of your bread or your hair will fall out 8) raw peanuts will give you worms 9) flush twice, New Zealand needs the drinking water |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 796660 | 2009-07-30 19:06:00 | The best I ever heard was from a guy in England who's dad told him... "If you hear the music from the ice-cream van it means they've run out of ice-cream". :D |
Greg (193) | ||
| 796661 | 2009-07-30 19:38:00 | :D:D Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 796662 | 2009-07-30 19:51:00 | Chipmunks the kids play place is only open when it rains my mate tells his son. Playing with yourself makes you blind Eat your greens if you want to grow big and strong, didn't work for me I'm short although strong. Father Christmas/ Easter bunny are not real. |
gary67 (56) | ||
| 796663 | 2009-07-30 20:43:00 | Chipmunks the kids play place is only open when it rains my mate tells his son. Playing with yourself makes you blind Eat your greens if you want to grow big and strong, didn't work for me I'm short although strong. Father Christmas/ Easter bunny are not real. And the response: "So can I do it just until I need glasses????" |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 796664 | 2009-07-31 00:04:00 | dont read in the dark or under the blankets with a torch, youll go blind Eat the crusts of your bread to make your hair curly Dont make faces, if the wind changes it will stay that way forever Count the seconds when you see lightning til the thunder sound, each second is a mile (lol) |
Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 796665 | 2009-07-31 01:13:00 | Chipmunks the kids play place is only open when it rains my mate tells his son. Playing with yourself makes you blind Eat your greens if you want to grow big and strong, didn't work for me I'm short although strong. Father Christmas/ Easter bunny are not real. Could you please increase the font size Gary?? Having difficulty reading these days! Ken :D:D |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 796666 | 2009-07-31 01:35:00 | Going to bed with socks on will make you sick. (Or was it wet hair?) Eating spinach... |
bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 796667 | 2009-07-31 01:56:00 | My mother had an obsession about food....when trying to force me to eat my..sago pudding...rice pudding...semolina puddding etc, she used to say "it is just like ice cream". Lying hound, not till years later did I find out she didn't like sago pudding either....just like frog spawn. :D |
Terry Porritt (14) | ||
| 796668 | 2009-07-31 02:05:00 | At any sign of a storm my mother-in-law raced around the house covering all reflective articles "because it's well known that mirrors draw lightning." She wouldn't ride her broom in storms either, but would not explain. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
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