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| Thread ID: 101985 | 2009-08-03 18:19:00 | Greg! | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 797760 | 2009-08-10 02:10:00 | The rumor for the International Foodstuffs ban on Cherry Kool-Aid is prolly associated with the idea that the cherry flavor is left over nuclear waste material, cleverly disguised as a confection and soft drink that: 1) Cherry flavored Kool-Aid retards cellular division (mitosis) on the epididymis cells in the male reproductive glands thus limiting population growth . The US Army is looking into salvo bombing Iraq with millions of packages of the product and needs to stockpile as much as they can . 2) eye-hand coordination research has indicated that after just two packages, the specimen cannot hold a target with their handgun and might miss the target - again, the US Army is looking into salvo bombing Iraq with millions of packages of the product and needs to stockpile as much as they can . . 3) night visions and other "spectral issuances" have been recorded as side effects to children of parents who so imbibed in their peri-adolescent formative years and as a result did not have a normal childhood . Again, the US Army is looking into salvo bombing Iraq with millions of packages of the product and needs to stockpile as much as they can . , 4) 4-out-of-5 lab rats were found to die after just eating or drinking the contents of 300 packages of Cherry Kool-Aid in two hours . They were all smiling however with little red rings from the artificial food colorant around their tiny little mouths . Preliminary tests also noted that the test animals could not point a weapon nor did they seem to want to produce offspring as they walked or crawled in their cages for hours in counter-clockwise circles, looking for more Cherry Kool-Aid . Their tiny silent cries for "More - more" were heartrending and it was promised that cruel tests on live lab animals were to be stopped from that point on . That's why I sent some to NZ . It's good . Drink lots! |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 797761 | 2009-08-10 02:15:00 | LOLOLOLOL :D Methinks I'll keep eating and drinking the stuff in the interests of biological science. It's all for a good cause. |
Greg (193) | ||
| 797762 | 2009-08-10 02:19:00 | I knew that would come out! :D :drool :banana:clap:punk |
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