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Thread ID: 101985 2009-08-03 18:19:00 Greg! SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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797760 2009-08-10 02:10:00 The rumor for the International Foodstuffs ban on Cherry Kool-Aid is prolly associated with the idea that the cherry flavor is left over nuclear waste material, cleverly disguised as a confection and soft drink that:


1) Cherry flavored Kool-Aid retards cellular division (mitosis) on the epididymis cells in the male reproductive glands thus limiting population growth . The US Army is looking into salvo bombing Iraq with millions of packages of the product and needs to stockpile as much as they can .
2) eye-hand coordination research has indicated that after just two packages, the specimen cannot hold a target with their handgun and might miss the target - again, the US Army is looking into salvo bombing Iraq with millions of packages of the product and needs to stockpile as much as they can . .
3) night visions and other "spectral issuances" have been recorded as side effects to children of parents who so imbibed in their peri-adolescent formative years and as a result did not have a normal childhood . Again, the US Army is looking into salvo bombing Iraq with millions of packages of the product and needs to stockpile as much as they can . ,
4) 4-out-of-5 lab rats were found to die after just eating or drinking the contents of 300 packages of Cherry Kool-Aid in two hours . They were all smiling however with little red rings from the artificial food colorant around their tiny little mouths . Preliminary tests also noted that the test animals could not point a weapon nor did they seem to want to produce offspring as they walked or crawled in their cages for hours in counter-clockwise circles, looking for more Cherry Kool-Aid . Their tiny silent cries for "More - more" were heartrending and it was promised that cruel tests on live lab animals were to be stopped from that point on .

That's why I sent some to NZ .

It's good . Drink lots!
SurferJoe46 (51)
797761 2009-08-10 02:15:00 LOLOLOLOL :D

Methinks I'll keep eating and drinking the stuff in the interests of biological science.

It's all for a good cause.
Greg (193)
797762 2009-08-10 02:19:00 I knew that would come out! :D :drool

:banana:clap:punk
GameJunkie (72)
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