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Thread ID: 102169	2009-08-09 11:58:00	Monday Laughs........Sunday Night edition, I'm off early tomorrow...........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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799796	2009-08-11 01:46:00	Fingers crossed for you Wai........ A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.. After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Taupo, but I worked both sides of the Lake."	Cicero (40)
799797	2009-08-11 05:37:00	'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?' They can. But would you want to? Actually being a male, you probably would even if the headache was result of having a large hole through the head.	pctek (84)
799798	2009-08-11 06:13:00	They can. But would you want to? Actually being a male, you probably would even if the headache was result of having a large hole through the head. That was a joke PC,I hope hubby dosent get a hard time whilst you are thinking along those lines:rolleyes:	Cicero (40)
799799	2009-08-11 07:28:00	Fingers crossed for you Wai........ Well I Asked -- got the :stare: the evil one - then got the cheeky reply ;) - its in the womans book - chapter 5 subsection 3 paragraph 6 -- You now the "Womans Book" that men are not allowed to ever see :lol:	wainuitech (129)
799800	2009-08-11 07:46:00	AND some jokes she sent me: :D Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him . Mick says 'How you doin?' Paddy says 'Do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing . ' Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed . He says 'Your dad's sent me up here to shag the both of you ' . They say 'Get away with ya . . prove it . ' Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?' Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of f#ckin one?' ________________________________________ IRISH SAUSAGES Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro . Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea . ' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage . Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me . ' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky . Shamus said 'Now you've lost it . Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile . 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ' They downed their Drinks . Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth . ' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out . They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free . At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this . I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in . ' :yuck:	wainuitech (129)
799801	2009-08-11 07:55:00	:D :D :D	Chilling_Silence (9)
799802	2009-08-11 08:05:00	LOL @ the Irish sausage! :D	Greg (193)
799803	2009-08-11 08:18:00	LOL @ the Irish sausage! :D x2...	ronyville (10611)
799804	2009-08-12 04:34:00	I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.	tingle (6539)
799805	2009-08-12 04:36:00	I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. :)	somebody (208)
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