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Thread ID: 102335	2009-08-15 21:48:00	The Afterlife	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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801453	2009-08-15 21:48:00	A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... " "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again." "Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."	SurferJoe46 (51)
801454	2009-08-15 22:46:00	Steve, Bob and Jeff work as window washers on very high buildings and suddenly one day Steve falls 130 feet to his instant death . After the coroner leaves, Bob volunteers to tell Steve's wife that he has died . Three hours later, Bob returns with a six-pack of beer under his arm . "Bob, where'd you get the six-pack?" "Steve's wife gave it to me!" "What - you just told her that Steve's dead and she gave you a six-pack?" "Yeah - Before I broke the news to her I asked her if she was Steve's widow and when she said 'No', I bet her a six-pack she was" . News Break: California has 10 active fires burning in the state .	SurferJoe46 (51)
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