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| Thread ID: 102919 | 2009-09-06 22:41:00 | Monday Laughs................Seniors | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 807395 | 2009-09-09 05:21:00 | Great read Sweep And billy i havent laughed so hard for ages, thanks |
Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 807396 | 2009-09-09 07:50:00 | Just saw this on Reddit: (e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (dy/dz). BRILLIANT! |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 807397 | 2009-09-09 10:51:00 | Very nice Jamuz :) | sammo450 (13626) | ||
| 807398 | 2009-09-09 10:56:00 | You wouldn't say "Brilliant" if it happened to you ;) | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 807399 | 2009-09-10 05:36:00 | Just saw this on Reddit: (e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (dy/dz). BRILLIANT! And the joke is? :confused: You may have to explain this in words of one syllable (or single digit numbers) so that the mathematically challenged among us can get the joke. Count me in the ''challenged to the point of serious impairment" group, though I understand the mathematics of electricity and electronics well enough. Cheers Billy 8-{) :xmouth: |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 807400 | 2009-09-10 06:11:00 | If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age, If you remembered 11-15 =You're older than dirt! [/FONT] I remember about 8.... |
robsonde (120) | ||
| 807401 | 2009-09-10 06:15:00 | Lovemaking tips for Seniors 1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4.... Make sure you put 111 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Panadol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want.... the neighbors are deaf too. 9. Don't even think about trying it twice. (I posted this in bold type so you can read it easier.) Thanks Billy T - I already practice most of these.......but I never thought of number 7. Thanks for the tip ! Misty :) PS - Thanks for the bold type - it certainly helps |
Misty (368) | ||
| 807402 | 2009-09-10 09:50:00 | Would you like the honour to explain the math joke, Blam? | Renmoo (66) | ||
| 807403 | 2009-09-10 10:27:00 | (e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. If I remember my calculus correctly, when you differentiate a number, you get nothing. That's why the number "7" is running from a differential because it will be reduced to nothing. However, e^x is not afraid of the differential because it thought it will be "dy/dx", in which case the exponential expression of the variable "x" will not be affected as the product is still e^x. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (dy/dz). BUT, e^x does not carry the variable "z" here, so it too will be reduced to nothing if confronted by dy/dz. In other words, dy/dx will not affect e^x, but dy/dz will. Uhm, doesn't sound too funny to me now once I've explained the joke :o |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 807404 | 2009-09-10 11:27:00 | It wasnt very funny even before you explained it! | beeswax34 (63) | ||
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