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Thread ID: 103166 2009-09-14 08:57:00 Monday Laughs................Better late then never........... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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810141 2009-09-18 05:48:00 You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,

when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the

bus:





1 . An old lady who looks as if she is about to die .





2 . An old friend who once saved your life .





3 . The perfect partner you have been dreaming about .





Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there

could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue

reading .





This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part

of a job application . You could pick up the old lady, because she is

going to die, and thus you should save her first . Or you could take

the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be

the perfect chance to pay him back . However, you may never be able

to find your perfect mate again .













YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .









The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble

coming up with his answer . He simply answered: 'I would give the car

keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital . I

would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams . '





Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn

thought limitations .





Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box . '













HOWEVER . . . . , The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put

her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood

of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers .





God, I just love happy endings! 		Cicero (40)
810142 2009-09-18 05:54:00 1 . An old lady who looks as if she is about to die .
2 . An old friend who once saved your life .
3 . The perfect partner you have been dreaming about .


Call anambulance for the lady . They're faster than you can drive, they have medical equipment on board as well .

Pick up the friend .

Ignore the perfect partner because there is no such thing and you sure can't tell that they are the perfect partner from one glimpse at a bus stop anyway . 		pctek (84)
810143 2009-09-18 06:12:00 Ignore the perfect partner because there is no such thing and you sure can't tell that they are the perfect partner from one glimpse at a bus stop anyway.
You ignore the fact that we chaps can pick big tits at a glance. 		Cicero (40)
810144 2009-09-18 08:25:00 You ignore the fact that we chaps can pick big tits at a glance.

C'mon now Cicero, there is more to love than big tits. That is very sexist from a man of your standing on the forum.

I shall give you some examples other than big knockers.

2. Great bum
3. Nice legs
4. .... ?

There is sure to be more and I shall post them when they come to mind. Hopefully by Christmas.

Ken 		kenj (9738)
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