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| Thread ID: 103727 | 2009-10-04 09:02:00 | Monday Laughs................Billy's Miscellany | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 816826 | 2009-10-05 02:00:00 | Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end -------------------------------------------------------------------------- :lol::lol: You just made my day - cheers to you and BillyT |
Bozo (8540) | ||
| 816827 | 2009-10-05 05:19:00 | Someone has a death Wish :lol: IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!! Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white |
wainuitech (129) | ||
| 816828 | 2009-10-08 19:56:00 | Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque . . They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside . ================================================ Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care . . . One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma . ======= ========================================= During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree . A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there' . ================================================ Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now . ================================================ I just saw that Harry Potter film . A bit unrealistic if you ask me . I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends? ================================================ I had a mate who was suicidal . He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train . He was chuffed to bits . ================================================ A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter . Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them . . . . they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age . " "Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother . "He's taken her appendix out!" ================================================ I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed . How could anyone stoop so low? ================================================ I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet . I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 816829 | 2009-10-09 03:18:00 | Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside. ================================================ Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma. ======= ========================================= During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'. ================================================ Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now. ================================================ I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends? ================================================ I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. ================================================ A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age." "Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!" ================================================ I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? ================================================ I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" "Just like that...!!!" |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 816830 | 2009-10-09 06:04:00 | You wouldn't be related to Winston Peters would you, Cicero? | Laura (43) | ||
| 816831 | 2009-10-09 06:08:00 | You wouldn't be related to Winston Peters would you, Cicero? In the way you are thinking,yes. |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 816832 | 2009-10-09 06:44:00 | A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age." "Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!" I hate to be picky, but since when did a doctor operate on a nurse? |
the_bogan (9949) | ||
| 816833 | 2009-10-09 06:50:00 | A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age." "Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!" I hate to be picky, but since when did a doctor operate on a nurse? I would hate a mechanic or perhaps a rubbish man or any other unqualified person to be operating on a nurse. :lol::lol: Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 816834 | 2009-10-09 07:00:00 | Under the "universal equality in identical measure for all" rules, a nurse is now an operable entity. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 816835 | 2009-10-09 11:23:00 | Awesome Cicero!! | beeswax34 (63) | ||
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