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| Thread ID: 103883 | 2009-10-09 13:11:00 | Saturday night joke | Greg (193) | PC World Chat |
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| 818493 | 2009-10-09 13:11:00 | Just remembered this oldie but goodie... This guy's parents are away on holiday. His father phones up to ask how things are going. The son replies "the cat is dead". The father gets a real fright and is really upset. So he says " Son, you could have put that a bit more subtly. For example, you could have said that the cat climbed onto the roof. He slipped, and fell. And oh, no, he hit the ground and died". Anyway, how's grandma? Son replies... "grandma's on the roof...." |
Greg (193) | ||
| 818494 | 2009-10-09 13:26:00 | The recruits are in line for role call. The sargeant announces " Smith, your mother's dead" Smith faints in shock. The lieutenant takes the sargeant aside, and says "Sarge you should have put that a bit more subtly. These young men are far from home and endure a lot of stress". Next day they're in line-up again for role call. Sargeant says... "all of those with mothers take one step forward. Not so fast Jones!" |
Greg (193) | ||
| 818495 | 2009-10-09 13:38:00 | Err, isn't it friday night? Donald Rumsfeld is giving president Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... 'How many is a Brazillion?!' |
Cato (6936) | ||
| 818496 | 2009-10-09 15:04:00 | Err, isn't it friday night?Yeah, I should've said Saturday morning. | Greg (193) | ||
| 818497 | 2009-10-09 18:35:00 | All very confusing! | Cicero (40) | ||
| 818498 | 2009-10-09 20:57:00 | Yeah, I should've said Saturday morning. Well, it WAS Saturday, and also it was night, ergo - - - Goal allowed. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 818499 | 2009-10-09 21:03:00 | Well, it WAS Saturday, and also it was night, ergo - - - Goal allowed. Were I the ref,that would be a red card! |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 818500 | 2009-10-09 21:08:00 | I suspect Winston001 would prefer to have the move disallowed too. (Retrospectively) | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 818501 | 2009-10-09 21:12:00 | I suspect Winston001 would prefer to have the move disallowed too. (Retrospectively) With regards to accidents,wouldn't we all.? |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 818502 | 2009-10-10 08:05:00 | The recruits are in line for role call. The sargeant announces " Smith, your mother's dead" Smith faints in shock. The lieutenant takes the sargeant aside, and says "Sarge you should have put that a bit more subtly. These young men are far from home and endure a lot of stress". Next day they're in line-up again for role call. Sargeant says... "all of those with mothers take one step forward. Not so fast Jones!" :lol::lol:!! |
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