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Thread ID: 103834 2009-10-07 22:51:00 Breaking News from Apple; can't wait until Monday........ Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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817907 2009-10-07 22:51:00 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music . . . .

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size .

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them .


Cheers

Billy 8-{) :banana :punk :clap
Billy T (70)
817908 2009-10-07 23:55:00 Is the storage size relative to cup size? :D Chilling_Silence (9)
817909 2009-10-08 00:09:00 Wonder how big they are.........I mean the size of the implant hard drive? convair (13650)
817910 2009-10-08 01:00:00 Wonder how big they are.........I mean the size of the implant hard drive?

I guess they'll use the normal alpha-numeric nomenclature:

(A) Almost boobs/500kb...

(B) Barely there/1MB

(D) Dang!/500MB

(DD) Double dang!/1GB

(E) Enormous!/10GB

(F) Fantastic/100GB

(G) Good grief!/500GB

(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!/1TB

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :stare:
Billy T (70)
817911 2009-10-08 01:05:00 :lol: convair (13650)
817912 2009-10-08 03:25:00 I guess they'll use the normal alpha-numeric nomenclature:

(A) Almost boobs/500kb . . .

(B) Barely there/1MB

(D) Dang!/500MB

(DD) Double dang!/1GB

(E) Enormous!/10GB

(F) Fantastic/100GB

(G) Good grief!/500GB

(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!/1TB

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :stare:



What about the sheila who was imported by that Jaffa porno king for his parade a few weeks back?

10 TB

Ken :clap:clap
kenj (9738)
817913 2009-10-08 03:27:00 What about the sheila who was imported by that Jaffa porno king for his parade a few weeks back?

10 TB

Ken :clap:clap

You mean the one who crawled around on her hands and knees and tried to stand up? :help:

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :rolleyes:
Billy T (70)
817914 2009-10-08 04:02:00 What about the sheila who was imported by that Jaffa porno king for his parade a few weeks back?

10 TB

Ken :clap:clap

you mean itsy and bitsy . . . . more like 10TB each :p
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