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Thread ID: 104157 2009-10-18 20:10:00 Monday Laughs...............I feel a religious moment coming on.......... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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821844 2009-10-20 00:12:00 Whatever turns you on I suppose. R2x1 (4628)
821845 2009-10-21 20:36:00 A police officer pulls over a speeding car . The officer says,



' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir . '

The driver says,



'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating . '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:



'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control . '

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,



'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says:



'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did . '

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,



'F . k it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says,



'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir . That's an automatic 75 pound fine . '

The driver says,



'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket . '

The wife says,



Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on . You never wear your seat belt when you're driving . '

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,



'WHY DON'T You shut the f . . k up??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks,



'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'


I love this part . . . . :

'Only when he's pissed . ' 		Cicero (40)
821846 2009-10-21 21:32:00 That's a very interesting topic. But this field is still new to me. It will be grateful if you give me some
more information about it. Thanks in advance.


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At the bottom right it says "quote",click on that with the quote to which you refer,as we don't know what you are on about!. 		Cicero (40)
821847 2009-10-21 21:40:00 This is spam. It's about comparing home loans online. Mods get rid of it. Richard (739)
821848 2009-10-21 21:53:00 So this blonde pushes her Trike into the garage and tells the mechanic it just died. After working on it for a few minutes he has it ticking over nicely. "What's the story?" she says. "Just crap in the carburetor" says the mechanic. "Oh, Ok" says the blonde, "How often do I have to do that?" Whenu (9358)
821849 2009-10-22 00:25:00 This is spam. It's about comparing home loans online. Mods get rid of it.

Is that an order.?
Leave the mods to their jobs and you think about your next birthday. 		Cicero (40)
821850 2009-10-22 00:36:00 You just wait until your birthday comes around Cic. And yes it was an order. I'm like that. Just ask me wife!! ( No don't) :thumbs: Richard (739)
821851 2009-10-22 04:48:00 You just wait until your birthday comes around Cic. And yes it was an order. I'm like that. Just ask me wife!! ( No don't) :thumbs:

A desire to be bossy,you should apply for a moderators job. 		Cicero (40)
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