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| Thread ID: 104266 | 2009-10-22 04:05:00 | Some funny lines from TV shows or movies | Greg (193) | PC World Chat |
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| 822924 | 2009-10-22 04:05:00 | Sorry if this is a repeat... somehow I lost my previous post (this damn Vista notebook is a pain!) Anyway... a few goodies... Hogan's Heroes: Fritz, the German sargeant, has the American prisoners lined up, suspecting them of trying to escape: "You zink I know bugger nuffink! In fact I know bugger all" Red Dwarf: Holly, as optimistic as ever: "We have three realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up, (2) Stand here and get blown up, (3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up." Red Dwarf: Rimmer's idea for dealing with the polymorph having had all of his negative emotions drained: "The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign". |
Greg (193) | ||
| 822925 | 2009-10-22 04:14:00 | The soldier is called Schultz, is spelt sergeant. | prefect (6291) | ||
| 822926 | 2009-10-22 04:15:00 | The Simpsons: Spider poison is people poison!?!? |
GameJunkie (72) | ||
| 822927 | 2009-10-22 04:20:00 | That Parrot is dead I tell you. Monty Python What starts with come here Baldrick and ends with Owwww? Any Blackadder series |
gary67 (56) | ||
| 822928 | 2009-10-22 04:22:00 | i may be an idiot sir , but there is one thing i am not, and that sir is an idiot. Family Guy | GameJunkie (72) | ||
| 822929 | 2009-10-22 04:25:00 | Rose: If you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the North? Doctor: Lot's of planets have a north! |
the_bogan (9949) | ||
| 822930 | 2009-10-22 05:50:00 | The soldier is called Schultz, is spelt sergeant.Damn spelling police. At least I know my English grammar better than some Westie. And fortunately I'm not old enough to exactly remember the soldier's name. | Greg (193) | ||
| 822931 | 2009-10-22 05:53:00 | Homer: Computer, kill Flanders! | KarameaDave (15222) | ||
| 822932 | 2009-10-22 05:55:00 | I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." | GameJunkie (72) | ||
| 822933 | 2009-10-22 06:24:00 | The IT Crowd: "Well that's a bit of a silly question, the Internet doesn't weigh anything" "With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. (the executives laugh) It's not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet." Monty Python: "Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! " |
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