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Thread ID: 104824 2009-11-09 18:22:00 Love Dem Cops! SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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828623 2009-11-09 18:22:00 Speeding in New York :

1) Good:

An Auburn NY (USA) policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many .


Then he discovered the problem .

A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD . '

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money .

2) Better:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Dewitt, NY .

A $40 speeding ticket was included .

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40 .

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs .

3) Absolute Best:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding .

As the New York State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said: 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball . "

He replied, "New York State Troopers don't have balls" .

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said .

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left . She was laughing too hard to start her car . . . .
SurferJoe46 (51)
828624 2009-11-09 19:15:00 Classic. :lol: wratterus (105)
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