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Thread ID: 104999	2009-11-15 20:25:00	Monday Laughs................Roddy Memorial Edition....	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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830511	2009-11-17 00:39:00	Heres one The Pub A man in the pub orders a beer . He gets his beer and begins to drink it when he notices that the beer is kind of warm . So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer . Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender, the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter . The bartender is mad, and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves . The next day the man is back, and he comes in waiving a $5 dollar bill . The bartender thinks, "Okay, business is business," and lets him in . Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything . Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 bill . The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub . The bartender says, "Here is your damn change . " The man looks around and remains quite calm . He takes out ten dimes, throws them behind the counter and says, "Gimme another beer!"	convair (13650)
830512	2009-11-17 03:48:00	how is that funny?	GameJunkie (72)
830513	2009-11-17 03:50:00	The barman has to pick up all the change he just chucked... hang on, if I have to explain it....	johcar (6283)
830514	2009-11-17 03:53:00	:p I thought it was pretty good. Quick thinking from the customer anyhow.	wratterus (105)
830515	2009-11-17 18:45:00	A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."' The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."	Cicero (40)
830516	2009-11-17 18:48:00	Thought you were going to post your own jokes today?:p Oops, maybe you did, and I'm pretty sure you are wrong Roddy boy, so take your foot out of your mouth and crawl back under that blanket. Seems like you're not finished yet. Billy Our Roddy thinks he is brighter than most,you must not respond to his taunts,or you will confirm it in his "mind".	Cicero (40)
830517	2009-11-17 20:37:00	A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."' The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard." Good one Cicero:banana	convair (13650)
830518	2009-11-19 09:48:00	Our Roddy thinks he is brighter than most,you must not respond to his taunts,or you will confirm it in his "mind" . Sorry Ciccy, just couldn't resist reminding him he's a wa**ker . Remember of course that brightness is relative, next to a firefly a candle looks bright . Intelligence of course is best measured by the ability to learn, then apply what one has learned to diverse situations . In this particular instance, our little wally shows all the attributes and skill of a very slow learner . Cheers Billy 8-{) PS . Don't tell you-know-who, but I already posted the Rancher joke a year or so back, however it is one of the better ones and always makes me grin . Well worth recycling, you can just about imagine it being true . :p	Billy T (70)
830519	2009-11-19 10:05:00	Deliberately picking on another member with comments such as this is not acceptable. Keep it clean and nice please.	Jen (38)
830520	2009-11-19 10:12:00	Sorry Ciccy, just couldn't resist reminding him he's a wa**ker . What's with the hate? :dogeye: I thought we were all friends . I'm keen to know what the asterisks represent there though . . . I can't seem to think of a single word in the English language that fits your clue .	roddy_boy (4115)
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