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Thread ID: 105102	2009-11-19 07:05:00	Robin Williams Plan	Cicero (40)	PC World Chat

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831544	2009-11-19 07:05:00	You gotta love Robin Williams . . . . . . . . Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan . What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message . Robin Williams' plan . . . (Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace . So, here's one plan . ' 1) 'The US,UK ,CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present . You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again . 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there . We would station troops at our borders . No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence . 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home . After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from . They're illegal!!! France will welcome them . 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in . If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here . Asylum would never be available to anyone . We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers . 5) No foreign 'students' over age 21 . The older ones are the bombers . If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby . 6) The US,UK ,CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise . This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness . The caribou will have to cope for a while 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil . If they don't like it, we go someplace else . They can go somewhere else to sell their production . (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough . ) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere . ' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need . Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army . The people who need it most get very little, if anything . 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace . We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here . Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens . 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school . That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer . The Language we speak is ENGLISH . . learn it . . . or LEAVE . . . Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses . ' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' ' If you agree with the above, forward it to friends . . . If not, delete it - I would be amazed if you do though!!	Cicero (40)
831545	2009-11-19 07:53:00	Neil Sedaka - The Immigrant Harbours open there doors to the young searching foreigner Come to live in the light of the big L of liberty Plains and open skies bill boards would advertise Was it anything like that when you arrived Dream boats carried the future to the heart of America People were waiting in line for a place by the river Chorus It was time when strangers were welcome here Music would play they tell me the days were sweet and clear It was a sweeter tune and there was so much room That people could come from everywhere Now he arrives with hopes and his heart set on miracles Come to marry his fortune with a hand full of promises To find they've closed the door they don't want him anymore There isn't anymore to go around Turning away he remembers he once heard a legend That spoke of a mystical magical land called America It was time when strangers were welcome here Music would play they tell me the days were sweet and clear It was a sweeter tune and there was so much room That people could come from everywhere It was time when strangers were welcome here Music would play they tell me the days were sweet and clear It was a sweeter tune and there was so much room That people could come from everywhere	zqwerty (97)
831546	2009-11-19 08:01:00	Gil Scott-Heron:H2O Gate Blues From LyricWiki Gil Scott-Heron This song is performed by Gil Scott-Heron. This here is gonna be a blues number. But first I wanna do a little bit of background on the Blues And say what it is. Like, there are 6 cardinal colors And colors have always come to signify more than that particular shade. Like: "red-neck" or "got the blues." That's where you apply somethin to a color, to express what you're trying to say. So, there are 6 cardinal colors: Yellow, Red, Orange, Green, Blue, and Purple. And there are 3,000 shades. And if you take these 3,000 and divide them by 6, you come up with 500. Meaning that there are at least 500 shades of The Blues. For example, there is... The "I ain't got me no money, blues". There is the "I ain't got me no woman, blues". There is the "I ain't got me no money AND I ain't got me no woman". which is the double blues. And for years it was thought that Black people was the only ones who could get the blues. So the Blues hadn't come into no international type of fame. (...had a corner on the market.) But lately we had.. The Frank Rizzo with the "Lie Detector Blues". We had the United States government talkin bout the "Energy Crisis Blues". And we gonna dedicate this next poem here to Spearhead X. The Ex-Second in Command in terms of this Country. (He GOT the blues.)*laughter* And the poem is called the "H2O G-A-T-E Blues". And if H2O is still water And G-A-T-E is still gate What we gettin ready to deal on is the "Watergate Blues"... (Yeah~ YEAH~ haha~)*scattered applause* (Rated X!) Lemme see if I can dial this number.... Click! Whirr ... Click! "I'm sorry, the government you have elected is inoperative ... Click! Inoperative!" Just how blind will America be? The world is on the edge of its seat Defeat on the horizon. very surprisin' That we all could see the plot and still could not... -- let me do that part again. Just how blind will America be? (Ain't no tellin') The world is on the edge of its seat Defeat on the horizon. very surprisin' That we all could see the plot And claimed that we could not.(Alright~) Just how blind, America? Just as Vietnam exploded in the rice snap, crackle, and pop (Uh Oh!) Could not stop people determined to be free. Just how blind will America be? (Yes Sir!) The shock of a Vietnam defeat Sent Republican donkeys scurrying down on Wall Street And when the roll was called it was: Pepsi-Cola and Phillips 66 Boeing, Dow & Lockheed Ask them what we're fighting for and they never mention the economics of war. Ecological Warfare! Above all else destroy the land! If we can't break the Asian will We'll bomb the dykes and starve the man! America! The international Jekyll and Hyde The land of a thousand disguises Sneaks up on you but rarely surprises (Yeah!) Plundering the Asian countryside in the name of Fu Man Thieu. Afraid of shoeless, undernourished Cambodians While we strike big wheat bargains with Russia Our nuclear enemy Just how blind, America? But tell me, who was around where Hale Boggs died? And what was the cause of LBJ's untimely demise? And what really happened to J. Edgar Hoover? The king is proud of Patrick Gray While America's faith is drowning beneath that cesspool-Watergate. (Yeeeah!) How long will the citizens sit and wait? It's looking like Europe in '38 Did they move to stop Hitler before it was too late? (no...) How long. America before the consequences of Keeping the school systems segregated Allowing the press to be intimidated Watching the price of everything soar And hearing complaints 'cause the rich want more? (Alright!) It seems that MacBeth, and not his lady, went mad We've let him eliminate the whole middle class The dollar's the only thing we can't inflate While the poor go on without a new minimum wage What really happened to J Edgar Hoover? The kind is proud of Patrick Gray And there are those who say America's faith is drowning Beneath that cesspool-Watergate. How much more evidence do the citizens need That the election was sabotaged by trickery and greed? And, if this is so, and who we got didn't win Let's do the whole goddamn election over again! (YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!) The obvious key to the whole charade Would be to run down all of the games they played: Remember Dita Beard and ITT, the slaughter of Attica, The C.I.A. in Chile knowing nothing about Allende at this time In the past. As I recollect, Augusta Georgia The nomination of Supreme Court Jesters to head off the tapes William Calley's Executive Interference in the image of John Wayne. Kent State, Jackson State, Southern Louisiana. Hundreds of unauthorized bombing raids. The chaining and gagging of Bobby Seale - Somebody tell these Maryland Governors to be for real! We recall all of these events just to prove (Yeah!) The Waterbuggers in the Watergate wasn't no news! The thing that seems to justify all of our fears Is that all of this went down in the last five years. But tell me, what really happened to J. Edgar Hoover? The kind is proud of Patrick Gray While America's faith is drowning Beneath that cesspool-Watergate. We leave America to ponder the image Of justice from its new wave of leaders Frank Rizzo, the high school graduate Mayor of Philadelphia, whose ignorance Is surpassed only by those who voted for him. (Hahahaha) Richard Daley, imperial Napoleonic Mayor of Chicago. who took over from Al Capone and Continues to implement the same tactics. George Wallace. Lester Maddawg Strom Thurmond, Ronald Reagan- An almost endless list that won't be missed when at last America is purged (Yeah! Alright~) And the silent White House with the James Brothers once in command. But see the sauerkraut Mafia men deserting the sinking White House ship and Their main mindless, meglomaniac Ahab. McCord has blown. Mitchell has blown no tap on my telephone, McCord has blown. Mitchell has blown no tap on my telephone Halderman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell and Dean It follows a pattern if you dig what I mean. Halderman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell and Dean It follows a pattern if you dig what I mean. And what are we left with now? Bumper stickers that say Free the Watergate 500. Spy movies of the same name with a cast of thousands. And that ominous phrase: that if Nixon knew, Agnew!(check it out!) But Ag did't knew enough to stay out of jail What really happened to J. Edgar Hoover? The kind is proud of Patrick Gray And there are those who swear they've seen King Richard (who? who?) King Richard (who?) King Richard (who?) King Richard (who?) King Richard (who?) King Richard King Richard King Richard King Richard- (Yeah!) Beneath that cesspool-Watergate. *Applause* Four more years, Four more years, Four more years, Four more years of THAT?	zqwerty (97)
831547	2009-11-19 08:04:00	From the past. It's not as if we didn't know there were a bunch of idiots around and this is their future you're living in, we tried our best to warn you, but we failed or you didn't listen..	zqwerty (97)
831548	2009-11-19 08:54:00	The place went to the dogs when they stopped eating missionaries.	R2x1 (4628)
831549	2009-11-19 09:19:00	The place went to the dogs when they stopped eating missionaries. The original Mc donalds? PJ	Poppa John (284)
831550	2009-11-19 19:54:00	"7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)" Very practical....you think? Martynz	martynz (5445)
831551	2009-11-19 20:25:00	"7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)" Very practical....you think? Martynz Their entire economies are based on oil. Once they have no oil (or no one to sell it to) they will be worse off than a Darfurian refugee camp.	Cato (6936)
831552	2009-11-19 20:29:00	Their entire economies are based on oil. Once they have no oil (or no one to sell it to) they will be worse off than a Darfurian refugee camp. The sooner these women haters are dealt to the better.	Cicero (40)
831553	2009-11-19 21:11:00	We need the oil, deal to them later after the oil runs out.	prefect (6291)
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