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Thread ID: 105192	2009-11-22 20:18:00	Monday Laughs.......Nit-Pickers Special: Some new, some recycled..........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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832573	2009-12-03 11:10:00	A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer. The frog says, "Hi, what's your name?" The loan officer replies, "My name's Patricia Whack. Can I help you?" The frog says, "Yeah, I'd like to borrow some money." The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. She says, "Okay, what's your name?" The frog says, "Kermit Jagger." The loan officer says, "Really? Any relation to Mick Jagger?" The frog says, "Yeah, he's my dad." The loan officer says, "Okay, do you have any collateral?" The frog hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant and says, "Will this do?" The loan officer says, "I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager." The frog says, "Tell him I said hi. He knows me." The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse me, but there's this frog out here named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant. I'm not even sure what it is." The bank manager says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone."	roddy_boy (4115)
832574	2009-12-03 11:29:00	Nice one Roddy - never seen that one before :D. Edit: Ironically, my sig at the time I replied was "A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant." Clearly your joke is contagious...	Erayd (23)
832575	2009-12-03 11:42:00	I ****ing love your signature man.	roddy_boy (4115)
832576	2009-12-03 12:05:00	How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit in your wife's clothes. ----------------- What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre ----------------- What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything." The vendor makes the hot dog, and the monk gives him a twenty, which he pockets. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asks for his change. The vendor looks at him and says, "Change must come from within."	roddy_boy (4115)
832577	2009-12-04 03:43:00	I ****ing love your signature man. Which one? It changes.	Erayd (23)
832578	2009-12-04 10:53:00	Yeah that's pretty much what I meant.	roddy_boy (4115)
832579	2009-12-04 21:54:00	"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher. 'Who is credited with writing the phrase,’ To be or not to be, that is the question’?" asked the teacher.. Little Abdul at the front of the class called out.........'Shakespeare'. 'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off." 'No thank you Miss. I am of Arabic origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.' 'Well okay,' said the teacher. The next quote is, "I have a dream!" Little Hassan also at the front yelled out..... "Martin Luther King!" "Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off" "No thank you miss, I am of Pakistani origin and we also do not take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Hassan. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F***ing Asians!" "Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone. "Enoch Powell!" yelled little Johnny, "See ya Tuesday!!!!"	Cicero (40)
832580	2009-12-04 23:04:00	"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher. 'Who is credited with writing the phrase,’ To be or not to be, that is the question’?" asked the teacher.. Little Abdul at the front of the class called out.........'Shakespeare'. 'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off." 'No thank you Miss. I am of Arabic origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.' 'Well okay,' said the teacher. The next quote is, "I have a dream!" Little Hassan also at the front yelled out..... "Martin Luther King!" "Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off" "No thank you miss, I am of Pakistani origin and we also do not take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Hassan. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F***ing Asians!" "Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone. "Enoch Powell!" yelled little Johnny, "See ya Tuesday!!!!" Tht's good Cic. For the younger members Enoch was a British politician in the 60's who advocated not letting Blacks into England, when Britain ditched the colonies many Blacks had British passports and wanted to move to Britain before the cut off date	gary67 (56)
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