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| Thread ID: 105376 | 2009-11-30 00:20:00 | Tiger Woods | prefect (6291) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 834890 | 2009-12-03 20:10:00 | Update :lol: www.imagef1.net.nz |
B.M. (505) | ||
| 834891 | 2009-12-03 20:19:00 | The troops are all in line to get 240V-to-120V power converters and upsidedown rifle sights. They promise to take no war brides nor abscond with the Vegemite. That product is safe in your larders. I will stay behind and wait for the first shipped mutton and shanks of lamb. Ummmm! Hurry up and nuke Auckland! then we wont have to worry about building that friggin tunnel |
Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 834892 | 2009-12-03 20:23:00 | Hang on a minute mate how about just nuking South Auckland East Auckland and North Shore we Westies hardly use that bridge we use the Greenhithe one. I dont mind if you fry their asses. |
prefect (6291) | ||
| 834893 | 2009-12-03 23:54:00 | I'll have Mr. Obama get right on it. | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 834894 | 2009-12-05 09:24:00 | Does this mean that he will not be playing in the Swedish Open anymore ? I heard he was having problems with the Swedish turf, so he will only be back by invitation. Did you hear one of the Woods family favourite pastimes is to go clubbing? It makes you wonder, did he see the sign in the mirror that says '9 irons in the mirror are closer than they appear'? When asked how many times she hit Tiger, she said "I dunno, but he put me down for 3". Funny thing is that he swings, but it's her club that hits the balls. I guess "swinging the club" takes on a new meaning for the Woods..... Last one I promise.....Tiger no longer swings his club at the balls, he now swings his balls at the club. |
andrew93 (249) | ||
| 834895 | 2009-12-05 19:40:00 | :D :D "In related news, Elin Nordegren is reported to have said that she was trying for the driver's side window but hit the back window only because of the delay caused by her asking Steve Williams which club to use. She is also reported to be fielding hundreds of calls from Tour Pros asking which club they should use to beat Tiger." Ping has a new set of irons called "Elins". They're you can beat Tiger with. What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.) Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah? Tiger's other women aren't mistresses. They're provisionals. Did you hear Nike's new motto? "Just do me." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express." :D :D |
johcar (6283) | ||
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