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Thread ID: 146661	2018-10-15 19:22:00	Monday Laughs - please contribute	Roscoe (6288)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1454483	2018-10-17 22:57:00	I pay more attention to the bad ones myself - so as to avoid them in future. Much like ex girlfriends, recently ran into 2 of those in the same place at the same time!	dugimodo (138)
1454484	2018-10-18 03:38:00	9098	B.M. (505)
1454485	2018-10-18 04:48:00	back to jokes: me.me	piroska (17583)
1454486	2018-10-23 08:03:00	@R2x1 Some great one liners there!	Digby (677)
1454487	2018-10-23 08:06:00	The guy went to the doctors and said "I don't feel well, I think I'm a goat" The doctor said, oh that's not good, how long have you felt like that? He replied "ever since I was a kid"	Digby (677)
1454488	2018-10-24 09:30:00	Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why do people keep running over a cotton thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up , examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? ++++++++++++++++++++====++++++++++++++++++++++ How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?	R2x1 (4628)
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