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| Thread ID: 105570 | 2009-12-07 04:37:00 | Cosmo's Advice For Avoiding H1N1 - | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 837236 | 2009-12-07 04:37:00 | In my attempts to instill virtue and chastity to everyone I know, meet and talk with, I have found an article in The Register (UK-version) that has a quote from the most relevant writings about things the human-kind totally need to know - - - - I present--> Cosmopolitan - the world's foremost authority on sex, sexual hobbies and sexual - er - positions - has taken a new position (that was intended) on how to keep from assuming room temperature if you just have to make bodily contact with someone who is germ-laden with the H1N1 swine flu . This isn't for the squeamish - but it may be supportive of a healthy lifestyle if casual sex can be considered normal . But then again I'm old-fashioned . Other no-nos are "Lip-kissing goodbye", "Bear-hugging" and "Shaking hands", which should be replaced with "Blowing a kiss", "Greeting with a light upper-arm squeeze" and "Bumping fists", respectively . All of these can, of course, be substituted for the simple "Lock yourself in a hermetically-sealed room until everyone else is dead or the media hysteria surrounding pig plague subsides, whichever comes sooner" . Now if you want to read the part just before the quoted text, then here's the link . ( . theregister . co . uk/2009/12/04/pig_plague_warning/" target="_blank">www . theregister . co . uk) - but don't say I didn't warn you . I just assume that this information is directed toward married couples . My hope is that all here have been somehow enlightened . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 837237 | 2009-12-07 05:29:00 | But then again I'm old-fashioned . No you're religious . I wonder why god didn't just make sex unpleasant? Then no-one would run around doing such a terrible thing with each other . |
pctek (84) | ||
| 837238 | 2009-12-07 05:40:00 | No you're religious. I wonder why god didn't just make sex unpleasant? Then no-one would run around doing such a terrible thing with each other.I can't imagine how people can have sex while running around. Sure there's usually some movement, but on the run??? :confused: |
Greg (193) | ||
| 837239 | 2009-12-07 06:00:00 | Have you never tried horizontal jogging? | gary67 (56) | ||
| 837240 | 2009-12-07 06:03:00 | Warning, adult content... www.lyricsmania.com |
the_bogan (9949) | ||
| 837241 | 2009-12-07 06:11:00 | No you're religious. ........and THAT means? If my lifestyle keeps me out of trouble, keeps me from hazardous and dangerous activities, as a non-smoking, non-drunkard, and since I'm non-threatening to you and anyone else - then it's all good - right? I don't seek a public micturition contest here - it's just my scruples and they are not threatening to yours or any one else's. I drink - but not to excess. I enjoy sex - but under self-imposed rules. I enjoy art, music and theater and rare beef - but to standards that I set. |
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