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Thread ID: 105570 2009-12-07 04:37:00 Cosmo's Advice For Avoiding H1N1 - SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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837236 2009-12-07 04:37:00 In my attempts to instill virtue and chastity to everyone I know, meet and talk with, I have found an article in The Register (UK-version) that has a quote from the most relevant writings about things the human-kind totally need to know - - - -

I present--> Cosmopolitan - the world's foremost authority on sex, sexual hobbies and sexual - er - positions - has taken a new position (that was intended) on how to keep from assuming room temperature if you just have to make bodily contact with someone who is germ-laden with the H1N1 swine flu .

This isn't for the squeamish - but it may be supportive of a healthy lifestyle if casual sex can be considered normal . But then again I'm old-fashioned .


Other no-nos are "Lip-kissing goodbye", "Bear-hugging" and "Shaking hands", which should be replaced with "Blowing a kiss", "Greeting with a light upper-arm squeeze" and "Bumping fists", respectively .

All of these can, of course, be substituted for the simple "Lock yourself in a hermetically-sealed room until everyone else is dead or the media hysteria surrounding pig plague subsides, whichever comes sooner" .

Now if you want to read the part just before the quoted text, then here's the link . ( . theregister . co . uk/2009/12/04/pig_plague_warning/" target="_blank">www . theregister . co . uk) - but don't say I didn't warn you .

I just assume that this information is directed toward married couples . My hope is that all here have been somehow enlightened .
SurferJoe46 (51)
837237 2009-12-07 05:29:00 But then again I'm old-fashioned .



No you're religious .

I wonder why god didn't just make sex unpleasant? Then no-one would run around doing such a terrible thing with each other .
pctek (84)
837238 2009-12-07 05:40:00 No you're religious.

I wonder why god didn't just make sex unpleasant? Then no-one would run around doing such a terrible thing with each other.I can't imagine how people can have sex while running around. Sure there's usually some movement, but on the run??? :confused:
Greg (193)
837239 2009-12-07 06:00:00 Have you never tried horizontal jogging? gary67 (56)
837240 2009-12-07 06:03:00 Warning, adult content...

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the_bogan (9949)
837241 2009-12-07 06:11:00 No you're religious.

........and THAT means?

If my lifestyle keeps me out of trouble, keeps me from hazardous and dangerous activities, as a non-smoking, non-drunkard, and since I'm non-threatening to you and anyone else - then it's all good - right?

I don't seek a public micturition contest here - it's just my scruples and they are not threatening to yours or any one else's. I drink - but not to excess. I enjoy sex - but under self-imposed rules. I enjoy art, music and theater and rare beef - but to standards that I set.
SurferJoe46 (51)
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