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| Thread ID: 105979 | 2009-12-21 02:04:00 | Monday Laughs................Christmas Special.......... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 841665 | 2009-12-23 18:16:00 | Interesting one there Cic - last time I saw that, it was Holmes & Watson. Both certainly tend towards a suspicious sexual orientation.:crying |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 841666 | 2009-12-24 00:53:00 | One last thought from me for Christmas Eve........ Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a customer, service. To a friend, your heart. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. To all, charity. And remember "If Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." Cheers, and goodwill to all humankind, especially the womenkind, may they all forget their good-won't and spread their good-will around liberally this festive season. Billy *<8-{)= :):):) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 841667 | 2009-12-24 01:06:00 | Well said Billy! :thanks for all the laughs you give us during the year! A Merry Christmas to you! Ken (PS where is a Santa smilie when I need one) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 841668 | 2009-12-24 01:23:00 | Thank you Billy for brightening me up every Monday throughout the year, just when I need it most. Monday mornings as I face the working week :thanks:thanks | gary67 (56) | ||
| 841669 | 2009-12-24 03:00:00 | Thank you Billy for brightening me up every Monday throughout the year, just when I need it most. Monday mornings as I face the working week :thanks:thanks Take up a different trade if it has to faced with trepidation each week. Life is to short. |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 841670 | 2009-12-24 04:37:00 | Geeks Christmas Carol better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north pole >town cat /etc/passwd >list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist cat list | grep nice >giftlist santa claus <north pole >town who | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | egrep 'bad|good' for (goodness sake) { be good } |
Dannz (1668) | ||
| 841671 | 2009-12-24 04:50:00 | Here you go Billy... last one before Xmas from me.. Ken .................................. HO HO HO Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry. He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin', Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid." She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. .................................................. ...................... |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 841672 | 2009-12-24 05:36:00 | Take up a different trade if it has to faced with trepidation each week. Life is to short. I'm working on it |
gary67 (56) | ||
| 841673 | 2009-12-24 10:05:00 | Santa says "Ho, Ho, Ho." Tiger gets out there and does it. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 841674 | 2009-12-24 12:29:00 | I must admit I don't really get #16. You were blessed with two ears and one mouth so you should listen twice as much as you talk. |
mikebartnz (21) | ||
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